What Will You Find On Your Work Mates Phones? | Co-worker Phone SwapOn September 28, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
Buy this double-ended dildo. She loves herself…
even more than I realised. Don’t dip your pen in company ink.
Oh, wait, he’s just text back! PHONES RINGING Kinx Eighteen Double Dong incher. What have you been
looking at them for, Will? So there is an actual explanation
for this, Cav… Right. Me and my friends thought it would
be a great idea to buy this double-ended dildo… LAUGHTER ..and we were going to go to
a festival and wave it round. Something that you learn
about your friends every day. Yeah. Cav will tell everyone
about this double-ended dildo. Oh, it’s going to be awful! So this is Elodie. No, no, no! This is her life. Me, me, me, me, me… You know how it’s like,
I take like 100 of selfies. And there’s always two
that are good. This is why she’s not
on dating apps. She dates herself! That’s a bitch comment.
No, seriously, it’s still going! OK, but stop it! I think it’s important
to be a bit narcissistic. Narcissism… A whole other level. I think there is a wisdom of…
Does it say how many? No, but I need to… It’s not
cos… I don’t want to keep them. 1,857. Internet history, right.
There we go. So… Yeah, the Seagull sex manoeuvre.
See that? “When you whack off,
and come in your hand, “then run up to someone, slap them
in the face with your salty hand, “and shout Seagulled!” Good old Urban Dictionary.
Yeah, doing a bit of research. Obviously… Seagulling is quite
an exotic sex manoeuvre. Oh, eh… What’s that? Whoa… Having a little singsong here,
going deeper, you. He’s singing on Snapchat. Oh, I can’t… # Would you look up, baby… # Yeah-ah-ah yeahhh… # LAUGHTER Who’s that to? Oh, it was a bird. She said I was the cheesiest person
she’d ever come across. I can’t find anything on your phone. There you go. I’m smut-free, me. You are actually so clean, and it’s really annoying because you
are actually an awful, dirty person.