Uie, where is your neck? Your neck’s gone[Happy Together/2019.03.21]On February 27, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
We have our new session on Happy Together. We remove your dark past for you. I hear there’s a video that Hwayeon wants to get rid of. There’s none. Let’s watch it first. It must be a dark past. (Let’s see her dark past.) – My goodness. / – It’s a TV commercial. – What is this? / – Goodness! (She hates it.) You can’t show it here! What is that? My goodness. Doesn’t she look like that actress? (We can’t take our eyes off her.) She’s so pretty. Isn’t there too much lather? (He’s really surprised.) (Having soft and smooth skin is really important.) That’s why I use this. You look pretty there. – I hate it. / – This soap is a very famous brand. Is it? I used it a lot when I was young. I hate that dancing part. – You hate the front part. / – The rest looks good. She doesn’t like the front part. So you hate the front part. Don’t turn it on again. – Don’t show it again. / – It’s interesting that they had your name on a TV commercial. Really? – Was it on purpose? / – Just now? – Yes. / – Your name was shown. – Did it say my name? / – Yes. Stop it! Let’s play it again. – What’s wrong? / – Please stop it. – My goodness. / – It looks all right. They look like Teletubbies. Don’t show it again! There’s her name on it. Did you pick your dress? The concept was that I had to do aerobics. Gosh, I hate it. I’m not sure about other parts, but I was reminded of this commercial because of that lather. – Yes. / – Yes. – It was groundbreaking. / – It was. This soap’s commercial was shot by Grace Kelly, Sophia Loren – and Audrey Hepburn. / – Really? They were really famous celebrities. – Did they dance too? / – No. The commercials didn’t have the same concept. (Uie’s silly charm) Now that she asked us to erase this video, we have to erase it for her. You only hate the front part. Can you just erase it all? – Let’s erase it all. / – Yes, let’s do that. I hate this part. This part is corny. This is really cheesy. – Do you want to try it? / – No. You can just point at it. Start. – Leviosa. / – Leviosa. (She’s the first guest to do it herself.) Yes, leviosa. I hope it never shows up again. Okay. It won’t show up. Now we erased it. Don’t worry about it. You can relax now. You’re cheeky. – You can relax now. / – I hear Hyemi wants to erase one of her commercials. – Really? / – Which one? I shot this commercial about three to four years ago. I shot it with comedian Lee Sejin. I shot an automobile commercial. – Really? / – It sounds fine. Everyone wants to take an automobile commercial. – Shall we watch it? / – Let’s watch. My gosh. (Sejin and Hyemi are a couple in this.) (You jerk!) They look cute. It looks fine. (Vivid expressions for a commercial) (Synchronized dance) They look so cute. It looks fine. You look pretty there. It looks fine. – You look cute there. / – It’s a good commercial. You look pretty there. What’s wrong with this? I like it. I can’t believe that I did such things. – But you did a good job. / – No. She doesn’t want to erase it, but she wants to keep it. She’s doing that on purpose. She wants to make it popular again. – That’s right. / – That’s why she asked. She wants to show more people. It feels like she wants to shoot a new commercial by bringing up this one. I heard that you want to shoot a commercial. Now that Sunghoon and I are loved by our fans, I want to shoot a mart commercial with him. For home appliances. – I like that idea. / – For the hottest couple. That’s right. Sunghoon thinks it’s hard to shoot that commercial. We joked about it. That couple from the previous series – shot that commercial. / – You’re right. So we talked about how we wanted one too. Recently, the two girls from “SKY Castle” shot that commercial. It might be hard for us to shoot it now. “SKY Castle” is over. It’s a short-term one that lasts for a month. Previously, it was shot by Sungkwang and manager. – It’s a one-time thing. / – It’s a short-term one. You still have your chance. I’m a dentist in the series. – Maybe a toothpaste commercial. / – That sounds good. Sunghoon wants this specifically. You want to shoot on dental products. (I’ll take care of your teeth.) (Use it for 10 minutes for each day.) It’s Jang Gorae’s toothpaste. (It’s a one-and-only toothbrush) (that will keep your teeth healthy.) It sounds fine. Hyemi, is there any specific one you want? I drank a lot of beer at the beginning of the series. I met Sunghoon as I got drunk. There were scenes where I got drunk when I met Sunghoon. There were a lot of scenes in which I got drunk. So I want to shoot a beer commercial. Some people tried to get it here too. (Hyeyoon wanted to shoot a beer commercial too.) (Bora went for it too.) (You’re asking about soju) (because you don’t know how it tastes?) (Her husband, Eric went for it too.) (Refreshing) But nobody got to shoot. Nobody has earned it so far. – It’s a bad sign, then. / – Why did you mention it? Nobody has shot it yet. – Not even one. / – No. But let’s see anyway just in case. Give her that to work on a beer commercial. – For a beer commercial? / – Yes. Pour the water for her. Yes, pour the water. This will be my dark past. Let’s shoot it now. Hyemi, drink it up. Drink it up. I don’t know how kids drink these days. Let her drink however she wants. She’s getting scolded for no reason. That was a commercial for beer. She was just trying to help. She’s getting scolded for no reason. I don’t think she did anything wrong. I know. She gets scolded every day. You are scolding me as a group. Let’s see. (Sipping) (Making refreshing sound) (Is she using the mouthwash?) What was that? You should target for another category. It didn’t look refreshing at all. You drank it without closing your mouth. I don’t think it’s going to work. It looked refreshing. What’s wrong with you all? (It’s from the perspective of Hyemi’s mother.) She can improve only when you make the right decision. – No. / – You’re siding her. It looked really refreshing to me. Do you want to go for a beer commercial? – Show us. / – Go for it. Go for it. (Drinking) – It’s nice. / – Her lips look… (Making sounds) (It runs in the blood.) – Gosh, it was funny. / – Hyesuk, you should try. I can’t do it. Do you drink? I do drink sometimes. She can’t drink much because of a weak stomach. (Laughing) My stomach’s weak these days. You probably need a commercial for stomach medicine. – That’s a good idea. / – Stomach medicine. I stopped drinking since I had menopause. We’ll erase it all at once. Uie, you have a dark past that you want to erase. She said she wants to remove the top five ugliest photos of girl singers. – Yes. / – Let’s check it out. I was a model for a fashion show. I had to get the same hairstyle and makeup as other models. When I looked at the other models, they all looked cool and nice. So I thought I’d look the same. “I’m Uie.” That’s how I went up the stage. When I looked at the photos, – I looked so funny. / – How so? – What is it? / – Gosh. It’s like from a comedy show. (Uie’s dark past) What is that? – What’s this? / – Is that Uie? – Where’s her neck? / – Your neck’s gone. I’ve never seen anything like this before. – My goodness. / – Where’s your neck? It looks scary. I think the photo was taken badly. It would have been fashionable – on professional models. / – But it looks scary. When I walked the runway, I was walking with such confidence. – But where’s your neck? / – Your neck’s gone. You said it’s one of the top five ugliest. Where are the other four? – I see. / – Top five ugliest photos. In fact… That’s Yoona and Sulli on the left. – That’s Sulli? / – Yes. – Is that Sulli? / – Isn’t it Suzy? – Who’s the fourth one? / – Who’s the fourth? – That’s Jiyoung. / – I see. I want to see the face of the second one. Shall we take a look? – Goodness. / – That’s Sulli. – Suzy’s next to her. / – That’s Suzy. That’s Suzy. But the ugliest one is Uie. The ugliest one is Uie. You’re the ugliest. – Show us Yoona’s photo. / – She’s okay. – She’s pretty there. / – Yes, it looks fine. – Let’s see Uie’s. / – No! This is the worst. I thought Sulli could be the ugliest. But Uie’s the ugliest. She can even perform an exorcism. She can do exorcism with that look. If I remember correctly, it was in 2011. Why did you do that? – That was an opportunity. / – That’s right. – What opportunity? / – I’m not a model. – “What opportunity?” / – I’m not a model. But they invited me. Getting invited there must have meant a lot. Did you get any other invitations after that? No, not even once. It’s hard to do what’s not your field of expertise. – If they offer you again, don’t do it. / – I won’t. (Don’t do it.) I didn’t see how I looked after getting makeup done. When I looked next to me, there were models. Models were all around me. They all looked pretty. – You thought it’s fine. / – I thought I’d be fine. I’ve never seen such photos of Uie. I’m going to download it. It’s reminiscent of Penguin from “Batman Returns”. You’re right. Are you going to erase it for me? Yes, we will. I want to make a phone case with that photo. – You said you’ll erase. / – They’re lying. We’ll erase it for you. Don’t worry. Trust us. – Leviosa. / – Leviosa. Don’t worry about it. It’s all gone now. Yes. It will top the search ranking now. The last dark past was even on news. It’s called “Opening of a ball game by pounding”. – Yes. / – It’s mine. Let’s watch the video. (Uie’s opening of a ball game by pounding) (The anchor’s giving us a kind explanation.) She said it’s – a dark past. / – She’s explaining there. (The anchor’s giving us a kind explanation.) I didn’t know it can be on a news program. I was really excited. I can’t watch it. (Saeho’s so into it.) (Embarrassed) (Her posture looks great.) She looks good there. It’s okay. It’s not that bad. That doesn’t look so bad. The ball rolled away. My father was a baseball coach. When they asked me to do this, my father wanted me to practice for it for days. He kept asking me to work on it. So I told him, “Dad, trust me.” “If you don’t trust your daughter, who would?” I told him that, but my dad’s very tenacious. He kept asking me to practice. He trained me for one hour. Sooah became a huge star because of this too. Yes, she got famous there. My dad wanted me to be more famous than that. I thought my ball would be thrown far away. So I looked at the mound. But they told me to step closer to the front. I told them, “It’s okay.” (It’s okay. I’m good.) (She was bluffing.) – It’s quite far. / – Girls can throw it here. I told them that it’s okay. Then I threw it there. I thought I failed as soon as the ball fell. So I called my dad after that. I heard that your dad was so upset. He didn’t pick up my call. I’m sure it must have been upsetting. My dad wouldn’t pick up my calls and didn’t talk to me for five days. – For five days? / – Yes. He thought I disgraced his reputation as a baseball coach. He wanted to bring out the potential in me. She couldn’t do well because a lot of people were watching. She got nervous. He wanted his daughter to do well there. If you have good viewer’s ratings, why don’t you throw the ball again in that ugly dress? (Throw the ball again in that model’s dress.) – Penguin pitcher? / – Yes. – It will be hilarious. / – Of course. – It will be amazing. / – Yes.