The team leader’s butt would like to say a word. [Blanket Kick at Night] – EP.08On October 10, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
(Hang on!) (I don’t want to do it either!) (I’ll begin the presentation…) – Beep!
– Ah… (You’re dead.) (Blanket Kick at Night:
Share your embarrassing moments) It’s “daebul” by proxy
with your empathy icons. (What?) Are you craving spoon worms? Sorry. It’s blanket kick by proxy
with your empathy icons, “Blanket Kick at Night”! Wow! Hello, I’m the small and precious
empathy icon MJ of “Blanket Kick at Night.” So cute, sweet, sexy… – What was the other one?
– Crazy. Right, crazy… Serious? And serious San-ha. That’s great. San-ha, how was your week? As for me,
I watched “Blanket Kick at Night.” You know how the viewers
send us their comments, right? Yes. I read the comments and had a great day. You were just playing games. Go southeast! Speaking of which,
shall we read some funny comments? Sounds great. Hyun-ah Jang wrote, “Wow, I got to see how my idol
used to get his butt wiped as a kid.” (See Episode 3) Mommy, I pooped! What an incredible world. Joajjoa wrote, “Is there anything besides talk
of poop, poop cars, poop,” “and poop cars on this show?” Right. I read that one. This is from Gwak Du-pal Lives Alone. What? He lives alone? Gwak Du-pal! It’s a name. Sorry. Gwak Du-pal Lives Alone wrote, “MJ’s tension woke me up
from my sleep.” “Not even Hades can beat
his level of energy.” Thank you. You’ve got to hand it to him. Shall we officially get started? Yeah, let’s go. Oath! One. San-ha and MJ will sincerely read
stories from viewers. One. No matter what the story is about we will not make fun
and relate to them infinitely. One. With every episode, we promise to react
with upgraded reactions. One. If we laugh,
we’ll take any penalty gladly. (Penalty: Armpit lymph node massage) Sworn by empathy icon, San-ha. – And MJ.
– At ease. (Wow) We got it right for the first time. Let’s start reading the stories. Hello, I’m a 25-year-old rookie at our company
who’s been working for two months. Because of my klutzy “bible”… Personality. (Laughing) What are you laughing about? Why are you suddenly
talking about the bible? But you laughed too. I laughed because you laughed. You have to stimulate
the lymph nodes. Hang on! I don’t want to do it either.
It’s gross! This wasn’t my idea! (Focusing) Hello, I’m a 25-year-old,
fresh rookie at our company who’s been working for two months. Because of my klutzy personality, I’ve made many mistakes
while on the job. Especially, whenever I work
with my team leader, who’s notorious
for being strict and scary, I made so many mistakes
and I got in trouble very often. “Yeon-ja, remember what I told you about?” “Can you write it down
and email it to me?” “Yes, sir!” “I’ll send it to you right away.” Send! (Unimpressed) “Yeon-ja?” “I told you to send the email to me,” “not our ex-coworker.” “Don’t you check the address
before sending emails?” “How did that happen?
I’m so sorry.” “I’m so stupid.” “I’ll send it again right away.” “Stupid me.” “You may leave.” One day, when I was being
reprimanded left and right, I had a chance to make up
for all my past mistakes. “Yeon-ja,” “I’ll be giving a presentation
at our upcoming event.” “I’d like you to prepare the materials.” “Can you do it?” “Yes, yes. Of course,
I can do that for you.” “You do know it’s a major event, right?” “If you make another mistake,” “I wouldn’t be able
to ask you for anything again.” “Certainly,” “I will do it perfectly
without any mistakes.” “Sure, I’ll send you a guide.” “Use that to prepare the materials.” “Yes, sir!” “Perfect!” “I’ll do everything perfectly
without any mistakes” “and make my team leader proud.” You’re a good actor. After gathering my resolve,
I did my best to prepare the materials. “Yeon-ja, aren’t you getting off work?” “Sir, I’m going to work a little more
on the presentation materials.” “You’ve organized it very well.” “Really?” “I didn’t want to cause
any problems for your speech,” “so I did my best to prepare.” “All right. Let’s not make any mistakes” “until the end, okay?” “Yes, sir!” “I’ll make sure you give
a flawless speech” “and do my best until the very end.” “Nice! I got a compliment
from my team leader.” “This event is going to be…” (Flustered) (San-ha is laughing at himself.) What are you doing by yourself? That’s what it says here. – It really is a line.
– Enunciate properly at least. You couldn’t hear me? (Can anyone understand him?) Hurry, hurry. (San-ha’s penalty) After some time passed, it was finally the day of the big event. “Sir,” “I’ve set up the presentation
materials for you.” “Good work, Yeon-ja.” “You can go up now.” “Okay.” I had prepared everything perfectly, and with a beating heart, I watched my team leader
make his speech. All the people in the event were focused on my team leader. I will begin the presentation. (The microphone wasn’t working.) “Yeon-ja, the mic!” “Yes, yes.” (Looking around) I quickly found a new mic and
started running toward my team leader. Right then, there was
a strong gust of wind, and the presentation materials flew up in the air. “Oh my! What are we going to do?” “Quickly pick them up.” Right then! “Excuse me?” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, but it was clearly a farting sound. (Playing dumb) Our team leader had had
an upset stomach, and as soon as he crouched down, all the accumulated farts
were released at once. The microphone in my hand was right next to the team leader’s butt, so his fart was heard by everyone. Wow, that’s incredible! Why did she put the microphone there? Shall we reenact it? “Yes, I’d like to begin…” – Beep.
– Oh. “Yeon-ja, the mic!” “Oh, the mic. Here it is, sir.” “Yeon-ja, hurry and pick them up!” – “Yeon-ja!”
– “Yes, sir!” That’s so realistic. The team leader farted
right into the mic. – Right.
– Yes. But the story isn’t over yet. – There’s more?
– Let’s continue. Right. “Sir! Sir, here.” “I’m so sorry.” “Yeon-ja…” (You’re dead.) The look on my team leader’s face
that day is still fresh in my mind. Sir, I’m so sorry about
what happened that day. From now on, I’ll become the perfect
employee who doesn’t make any mistakes. Please don’t hate me too much. Love you, sir! San-ha, have you ever farted in a place where you weren’t supposed to? Honestly, I don’t think there’s any place
where you can’t fart. (San-ha doesn’t hold it in.) I know you’ve never held in any farts. You fart whenever you like. I’d like to make
an announcement, everyone. When you fart in the car, it’s seriously so annoying. Let me say it myself. I don’t hold them in. I just fart whenever I have to. In that case, let’s say a word to the team leader. Let’s say a word. Team Leader, giving a presentation alone
could be a bit boring, right? It’s kind of like listening
to the principal at school. Right. Think of it as a surprise you prepared
for the employees. Isn’t that too big of a surprise? Nothing can be done about it.
I’m sure he was a bit nervous too. I hope you put it behind you. That’s right. Our sender is always
trying to work hard and doing her best. – Right.
– It was a mistake, so don’t hate her too much. Team Leader, we love you! We’re here to appease the humiliated from embarrassing moments
with this trivial tip, called the Calm State of Mind Tip! This week’s Calm State of Mind Tip is singing your heart out at a karaoke. We’ll show you how to have
a fun time singing at a karaoke. Please look forward to it! (“No Matter What”, Sung by MJ and San-ha,
Song by Park Sang-cheol) Ya, ya! Sing it with me, everyone! Ya, ya! All right! Nice to be here, everyone. Please show “Blanket Kick at Night”
a lot of love. Everyone! (Singing) – We need an opening line.
– Okay. No matter what Everyone together! (Singing) When you need me, give me a call I’ll come running to you any time Okay, come running! It could be at night or during the day I’ll come running to you whenever you ask All right! Other people may look at me – MJ! MJ!
– And think I’m a fool But if you call me – MJ! Help me!
– I’ll come running right away. Everyone together now! (Singing) The love I have for you – I love you.
– Is a special kind of love Where? Where? I could cross the Pacific Ocean I could cross the Atlantic Ocean Or even the Indian Ocean For me? If you call me,
I’ll come running to you How? I’ll come running to you no matter what Yeah! – How was it? Is your stress relieved?
– Yes, it did! – Let’s go home!
– Let’s go! That’s all the time we have for today. We’ll kick blankets
for you instead tonight, so sweet dreams, everyone. One, two, three. – Such a good night.
– Such a good night. (“Moon of Seoul” – by MJ coming soon)