The Most Advertiseriest Friendlest Video on PuppyTubeOn February 27, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
Faggot… Cunt… Retard… Minge… Pussy! Meninist! Fuckhead! Fuck! Motherfuck! Mothercuck! Two faggots! Douche canoe! Three fags, So why am I just saying random swear words? Or besides… Than being jolly fun, and exciting? I-I promise you I’m having the time of my life here. Well, you see here… You might not believe this. Or maybe you do, because literally everyone else is bitching about it! YouTube is trying to be more… Quote – Unquote, “Advertiser-friendly”! Yes! The- My advertis- They would be more friendly… To the people that give them the money, obviously! Th- that, that’s what you gonna do, la- They want to… They want to do what the big boys do! Li-like… “Focks!” (FOX) Yeah, that’s advertiser-friendly! Erm… Deadpool! Very advertiser-friendly. Gotta do what… they do. Th-that’s… that’s definitely a good idea. Of course, what they mean by “advertiser-friendly”, they mean… Pussify it… To the umpteenth degree! So that all and any of little mongoloid children… They don’t… they don’t get triggered, and… Write ‘bastard’ on their fucking tupperware-shaped puzzle. I don’t know the logic! The logic just makes no sense! The whole point of YouTube is that… You can put whatever you want on it! And we can shape the entertainment that we indulge and watch! So… now, we’re going to make YouTube creators censor themselves so that they still get allowed to be paid to do their job? What?! Why would you do that?! For many people, YouTube isn’t just… *A* source of entertainment. It’s *THE* source of entertainment! That’s… Looking at all the other sources of entertainment and crushing all of them beneath its massive, engorged penis! Actually, that might just be the reason why they be so cocky… As to pull such a “dick” move… As to provide not a single speck of wording before they… Erect… th-th-their newly… pronounced… Terms and Conditions. Rape is good- So, the people writing this think it’s a smart idea… To cut the balls off it! Because… Advertisers don’t like it when you say words like “pussy”! Or… Or, erm… *Aiden’s brain freezes* “Kike”! They don’t like when you… You’re not allowed to say rude words like that. No-no, not allowed. It’s child-friendly playground for everybody! Yeah, here’s the thing. Here’s the funny little thing… Here… An-and it’s like, anybody who has been… A child… And I’m sure most of you… Fair majority of you… Have been a child at some point of their life. And they understand that, uhm… If you tell somebody to not do something… What’s the one thing they’re gonna want to fucking do? They’re gonna… Fucking… Do it! You… Idiot! And look, I’m not just saying this– I’m not just protesting against this, because… You know… Is, er… At the part of the new Terms and Conditions, it says… That, er… Erm… Er-er… promotion of drugs and other related substances… er… And promotion of use and abuse of these substances is-er, is now being, er… Strictly, uhh… St-strictly advised against doing such thing– And I’m not saying that, uhm… I’m not just saying that because this would, uhm… Uh-uhm… I-I would be in trouble? I would be in very much trouble if they caught wind of me I might be having a few issues. Because, uhm… ‘Cause, err…I don’t know if you know this, but uh… The people who run YouTube, erm… I don’t know if you caught wind of this, err, so far, but… Err, the people that run YouTube… Are a pack of flaming racists! All of them! My people have fought hard… To have equal standing to those of the white! Woman… We fought hard to have those rights… But no, people these days are still discriminating. Still systematically oppressing. Those who identify themselves as… Alcoholic people! I-it’s absolutely disgraceful. It’s absolutely disgusting.