The Big Bang Theory – Team work on project [optional PL sub]

all right I’ve taken the liberty of drafting these work flow charts which outline our various duties and the path we will follow as we develop our groundbreaking new app Hey I’m in charge of phone support seems a bit racist customer service representative with an Indian accent will create the impression we’re a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers very clever but still racist duly noted Steve from Wichita why am i listed is your executive assistant because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute my mother’s birthday is coming up I’m going to need you to pick up a present okay we need to stop for a minute Leonard please we can talk during our break we have one coming up at midnight and we’ll need snacks you’re not in charge it’s my idea I’m in charge course you are look at the organizational chart you’re clearly listed as founder yes and you’re listed as chief executive officer chief financial officer and chief operating officer miss chief science officer chairman of the board and head of the Secret Santa committee together you need to get clear on this right now I am in charge of this project Linda’s going on a side note on children’s right I’m going to argue with you Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player dr. Hofstadter you have the Conn thank you I thought we might start by talking about the user interface oh dear Lord we’re doomed so this button here will allow you to scan a new equation but over here you can press this and just substituting values for the coefficients the good one boss what this diagram by assume you’re opening with a joke certainly buoyed up this employees esprit de corps it’s not a joke it’s the real design in that case may I offer 27 little tweaks to make it slightly less embarrassing Sheldon I think this will work let’s just try it my way oh I’m sorry I assumed that you wanted candid truth-telling from your employees I realize now you want the mindless nattering of complacent yes men are you done if you say so boss

Written by Raul Dinwiddie

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