‘Teammates’ with SaracensOn February 25, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
Big lads, love to sleep. Self-explanatory..isn’t it? Big Baz he’s like a teddy bear and he snores as well which is terrible. I’ve witnessed this lad crying a few times on the beers. Figallo (Juan) very emotional guy, Argentinian..always cries. Big Schalk Britz.. we had an overnight flight and everyone was asleep to turnaround to see him cry his eyes out to Lion. No comment. Pretty self-explanatory..just
look at the shoes! (Laughs) I think Sean hit the nail on the head! Big Baz Barrington. tends to wear t-shirts that are four sizes too small for him this shocking pair of Orange flip-flops which we even threw out of the window. Same as Dom! So i’ve seen him trying to spell his own teammates names so.. i’m going to have to go with this guy. I was going to go with Seany but Baz. Some of the texts he, texts you is ridiculous! Some of the vowels not used, a lot of the grammar is poor. Baz go back to school mate! These dopey ******** next to me! (Laughs) Everyone has got to have the same one here! Yeah I’ll go Kruiso, he’s just got really **** chat. His banter is no good.. He’s got a big old nose on him as well. He’s a bit nosey and he gets into your grill a lot. Big Will Skelton! (Laughs) Obviously if you are stuck in a lift you are going to be pretty cramped up. He is a big man! I’ll go with Goodey..because a bit like Kruiser, he’s got terrible chat and he’ll just chew your ear off all the time. He’s probably the last person you’d want to be stuck in a lift with, I think. Skips..Brad Barritt. He’s relentless the way he defends and the way he carries himself. After every game he seems to always have a cut or a bruise.. he’s always bleeding. Pretty much the same as Skeltz said. He’s a tough *******! I’ve gone with Schalk Burger but I think there’s a few candidates. I think Schalk is one of the nicest guys off of the pitch but as soon as he steps on the pitch he just gets stuck in to everyone. So big Schalk! So i’ve gone with Liam Williams. Who is fearless on the pitch but is actually a little ***** off it. So i’ll go with Liam Williams. Alex Lewoski..because I don’t know..he
was just the first person that come to mind. Chris Tolofua. Big lad, big personality but he’s scared of spiders. Chris Wyles. I see him every time after training having a shower in the mirror. He’s got slick, long, brown hair and gets all the gels out after training. Going to have to go with Sean Maitland. (Laughs) Are you sure? He might not look like it. I don’t know what he does in front of the mirror but.. he spends a lot of time there..and he’s got rubbish trainers! I’ve gone for Dom Day. Literally caught him just before we come in here doing his hair. Bit of hair product, getting the slick look like Wylesy. But he is a handsome man and always takes care of himself. So we had a bit of a karaoke session in Philadelphia and Billy Vunipola absolutely nailed it! He’s got a hell of a voice on him that you wouldn’t have thought. I’ve gone for Duncan Taylor. I’ve witnessed him singing a few times, he’s got a voice of an angel. Specialises in country music and yeah he’s a really good singer. Gone for Wylesy, in Philly, like Dom said, we had a karaoke session and there’s a video of him screaming the lyrics out which was hilarious and I thought he could hold a note. Alex Goode, the tightest man alive. He’s got barb wire in his pockets and definitely the last man to buy a pint on a night. I’ve gone Will Skelton again but not because he is tight.. the guy just doesn’t drink so got to go with Will Skelton. (Laughs) I’ve gone Sean Maitland. Seany! (Laughs) Mate! He’s always lingering off of the other boys rounds.. Never see him getting his own. That’s just my personal view. Chris Tolofua, he always seems to be the DJ in the gym.. playing his own songs. Whenever he’s got a rest set in the gym he’s always dancing and dougging and what not..so i’ll go with big Chris. Yeah, always dancing every time
you see him. His music on or doing some sort of dance move. I think this is enough said. I’ve got the moves.