Staying Up All Night! Pretending To Be The Best VR Office Worker (Job Simulator VR)On October 16, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
– Hi buddies, you guys are
watching Kawaii Kunicorn. So the last time that I was
the office worker in VR Job Sim unfortunately, the boss
said that I had to come in on a Saturday, so looks like
I am going to be working Infinite Overtime. (flourish) That bot does not look very well. (gasp) Hi!
– Hello human and welcome to the
exciting world of overtime. When you’re ready to start grab a memo from the corner of the desk. – Alright. Oh man, I really
didn’t wanna have to come in to work overtime, and I’m
actually a little bit tired so I might have one of
these energy drinks. – Everybody knows that the real
job starts after work hours. That’s why you’re here, human. Make sure to your colleagues’
needs! If you do a good job you might even get to
keep your employment. – Whoa. (laughs) Okay,
I don’t actually see any other employees here. I’m just gonna drink this
energy drink real quick. Try to get up some energy. (gulping) Yeah, that’s good. Okay,
I feel a lot better. It looks like I left half
a cookie on the floor here so maybe I’ll just have a quick snack and then we’ll get started. Cool. So I feel like I’m ready for work. Ooh, look, these have changed!
(laughs) Sleep is not work! – Human, nothing is official
unless you document it. Please document your work. – Document my work. Okay, no problem. Let me just boot up the computer here and do a bit of documentation. I’m sure we’ve got
documentation here somewhere. How ’bout a report? Yeah, a report. Oh no, where’d my report go? Yeah, report. (keys clicking)
Report status: Everything has been good in the office Hitting all the milestones. Okay, great. That looks like a great report. – The document looks great,
but it’s not enough pages. Could you copy it a few times? – Yeah, no problem. Let’s just
pop this in the copier here and I reckon a good report should be at least three pages
long. Maybe three to five. Let’s pop out a few
more here. There we go. How is that? Give you this one, this one and they’re all exactly the same. – I think I slipped into a
trance while you were typing. Those clacks are ASMR. – Great. Cool. I feel like
we’re off to a good start. I wonder how late I’m
gonna have to stay here. I like how they’ve lowered the blinds so I can barely even tell what time it is. It’s still dark outside.
I reckon I’m gonna be here probably all night
long, so (sigh) maybe… – You’re never homesick if
your desk looks like your home. Add some things to remind you of home. – That’s a good idea.
Okay, I had a picture of my imaginary children on my desk but then I got rid of them because I had to shred some
stuff, but maybe I could do– Maybe I could get some more
pictures of the family. Let’s see what kind of
pictures we got here. Yeah, that’s the imaginary family. Oh, my robocat! That’s the
one that I want. (laughs) So cute! Alright, let’s put
that on top of the copier. Robocat. No, robocat, just stay there. Maybe we’ve got some
other pictures here…. Aww yeah, that time that
we visited the job park? Oh my gosh, that was so much fun. What other pictures? I
guess I could print off this one of my imaginary children. And, me with the guys. Me with
everyone over in the office. I don’t actually have a
whole lot of space here but this looks pretty good. There we go. And I need one more
thing to put on my desk but I don’t even know what it would be. Can I print another copy
of my favorite picture? There we go.
– The last person that had so many items on their
desk got a promotion. – Wow! Maybe I can balance this one here. There we go. Then I can
look at it always. Amazing. You know what, I actually do feel like the desk is looking a little more homey. I might print off a few more
pictures of all of my cats. – [Deep-Voiced Robot] How
about that local sports team and that current weather condition? – Huh yeah! How ’bout it? I’m
gonna have a drink of H-2-0 while we talk about it. – You should be good and socialized now. – Cool. I probably
should get back to work– – Keep up the churn, human. We have to stay until the work is done! – Alright, I don’t think
the work ever ends. Okay, if you think I
should try to cover my desk with as many robokitties as possible give this video a thumbs-up.
And I know that you guys love robokitties, so
I’m just gonna go ahead and print a few more of
these. Just a couple. Some robokitties. Everywhere. I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep or if it’s the energy drink but something just makes me feel like if I had a million
robokitties all over my desk I feel like I’d get a lot more work done. So let’s just print off just a few more. Maybe just one here. Is
this sleep deprivation? No, this is probably totally
normal. Get out of here. Let’s just get a few
robokitties. Yeah, that’s right. There we go. The office
is looking so much nicer. I don’t need to sleep. I
don’t need sleep at all. Perfect! (gasp) Look
at it, it’s beautiful! I think I’m ready for my
next task. I’ll pull this out but maybe I’ll just print
one more. Just one more. – [Robot] Please stamp these
very important documents with appropriate quotations. – Yeah, just appropriate stuff? I’m doing some pretty
good work here right now. Okay, fine. Um, alright.
Look, I wanna be a team player and I know that we’re all in
this overtime thing together so I can do (gasp) Bandit Bot! You know what, I don’t, I don’t approve. I know that I’m supposed
to stamp all these but I really don’t approve of him and anything that he’s done. Alright. I guess I’m having to hire everyone. Everyone’s neat. Everyone’s
doing a great job. Meh. (laughs) That
one’s a little bit rude. How did the stamp change? There we go. – Good human, and remember.
The best time to job is always the night. And the day. (laughs) – Oh my goodness. Well, at the very least my office is looking fantastic so I’m sure that that promotion
is coming any moment now. I assume someone’s gonna
walk around the corner they’re gonna be like,
“Wow, look at this desk. “Look at all the robokitties.” – Hey human, Boss Bot to
eat donuts and drink coffee so I’m delegating the job to you. – Oh my gosh, don’t even
worry about it. That is a– Eugh. Are you serious?
We’re here working overtime and nobody can even be
bothered to clean the cups? I think I’ve got my own cup. Just gotta get rid of some of these photos that aren’t of robokitty. Oh no, all the cups, all
the cups are dirty! Llll. Okay, maybe these ones are just stained. Maybe it’ll be fine. Alright.
So I’ll have a bit of coffee. I’ve already had an energy drink. Oh, oops. Ew, I spilled it everywhere. I’m kinda hoping that
there might be a few more different flavors of donuts
today. Let’s have a look. Alright, we’ve still
got the standard flavors but they look pretty great so maybe I’ll save a few more for later. I like to keep donuts in the recycling bin ’cause no one ever looks there. (munches) Nice pink boy. (munches) – I know it’s late but you’re still on the clock.
(fanfare) – You told me to eat the donuts!
Okay, that was so not fair. – I’d bake you a cake,
but nothing is sweeter than a promotion! Have that instead. (gasp) Oh my gosh, I knew it! It must be the pictures of the robocat. Aww wow, Assistant to the Intern. It doesn’t actually sound like
a very good job, but okay. – [Robot With Glasses]
Get dunked on, human! – What? Cool, a little bit of
playing – oop, little bit of playing office games. I thought I shredded this ball. (airhorn) Are we bonding? Is that what
this is? I need another ball. Hit me with another ball. – [Janitor Bot] Janitor Bot hears you. Janitor Bot doesn’t care. – (gasp) This is actually
harder than it looks. Okay. No, yes! (airhorn) Alright, last one. Yes!
(airhorn) – Thanks human, it’s time for
me to get back to jobbing. – Oh, okay. I thought we were
having kind of a nice time. Alright, I was hoping that
I might a better promotion so maybe my promotion is on its way. – Hello! I have a business proposition. Write a document with words on it. – Great. Cool. Yeah, I’ll
get that right for you. Sorry, I just gotta move a
couple of my robokitties. They don’t get in the way or anything; they actually totally
contribute to my productivity. Let’s print one more. Great. And maybe just one more. Awesome. And get some words happening.
So, I think you mentioned something about a
proposal. Um, let’s see…. I don’t actually know
what kind of proposal. How about an NDA? Is that the same thing? Here we go. Some rules. Everybody knows the rules. Do not talk about job. Great. Oh, sorry kitty. Here we go. Do not talk about job! This is probably exactly the proposal that you were looking for.
So here you go, how’s that? – Make a logo for us that shows off the personality of our business. If we were an animal, what would we be? – (gasp) Robokitty! You’d
definitely be robokitty. Here you go. You don’t like
that one? I’ve got loads. Here you go. You don’t like that one?
Literally the entire floor is covered in robokitties,
so I’ve got lots. He wants a different logo. That’s fine, we can totally do this. Let’s go into Paint, and I want I want it to look like robokitties so let’s just use him as inspiration here. Beautiful. Just get a nice (gasp) Oh, I made his eyes really wacky. Okay. He’s kinda cuter in real
life than he is here. But I feel like this looks pretty good. He needs a body. I’ll
give him a yellow body. And a tail. There he is, look how cute he is! (gasp) I think this really speaks to how robokitty our business is. So, there you go. Oh sorry,
just a sec, I got a phone call. Just one moment please. – [Robot On Phone] Do you
know what losing this deal means to us? We need to
give that bot something so they know we appreciate their time. – (whispering) Oh, okay, that’s
okay. Don’t worry, I got it. I’ll give him a picture
of my cat. Here you go. – Shake on it? – Yeah, we can totally shake on it. Oh my gosh, the Deal
Maker! This is so cool. Alright, so for your safety we have to firmly grasp the hand,
and move it up and down. Alright, you ready? Let’s
shake on it, alright. Shake on this deal. Yeah. – Congratulations human. We did deal. – Wow, that’s a lot of dollars. Okay, I’ll file these
away under D for dollars. Just gonna pop ’em in there. Just pop ’em in there. Perfect. Pour a little sugar on it. Cool. Alright, I feel like we’re
doing really good work here. I will credit it to all of the kitties who are here with me today. – It looks like the number
of items on your desk is index out of range.
Please remove some items. – Are you kidding? Okay, well, I am not getting rid of a single robokitty. You can have the phone. Can I
shred a phone? Let’s find out. (grinding) Sweet. Okay, not gonna be
getting any more phone calls. Um, how about these dirty cups? I didn’t want them here anyway. Great. And coffee creamer? Kinda
gross. I’ll put that in there. Awesome! Alright, let’s turn that off before someone puts their hand in it. – You can’t get distracted if there’s nothing to distract you. – There’s nothing to distract me What are you talking about? It was almost like that
bot was trying to imply that my workspace was somehow
distracting, and I disagree. Um, so, we will keep moving
on with the night shift. It is a little bit crowded. – The best part about
working the late shift is no one constantly bothering you. Want to try and beat my high score? – Try and beat your high score? Oh my gosh, are we playing a game? (gasp) Okay, this is cool. Silicon
Trail? That sounds so funny. Alright, let’s try it
out. I hope I’m good. Press one to start. Oh my gosh. Our universe will be
reformatted in thirty-two days. You must reach the Internet
before then to make your escape. Bring your friends:
Happy Bot, Nervous Bot, Quiet Bot, and Crazy
Bot. All my best friends. What about robokitty? To get there, you must face the dangers on the Silicon Trail! Good luck. Alright, I think I want to
travel. We need to get there. We might befall some obstacles. (gasp) Happy Bot has some malware. Oh no, okay, let’s look around. – Are we working hard or
hardly working? Ha ha. – I’m actually really enjoying the game so let’s just continue. Continue. – When working overtime,
the elusive cleaning staff would begin their nightly routine of removing all the organic
waste from the office. – Alright, well, that’s fine.
They can do some cleaning. I’m just gonna keep on the trail. Ooh! – [Female Robot] Type up
a report so we can say we actually did work tonight. – Okay, but I’m playing a game. So, um, just gimme a second;
I’ll just finish this game. Um, okay, did I wanna go surfing? Yeah! Uh oh, corrupted data!
Uh oh, what’s happening? Is this a game or is this a virus? Alright, I think my
computer’s been hacked. Do we have anybody to help
with that kind of thing? Oh, cool! Uh oh, (grunting) I don’t know. I’m getting all of the corrupted files. You know what, I’m just gonna
turn this thing on and off. Maybe I’ll take this disk out. I feel like maybe I
shouldn’t have been playing this game at work. Where’s
my shredder when I need it? Maybe I’ll throw that in the bin. Alright, let’s boot this back up and I’ll get that document to you. Oops. I’ll get that
document to you right away. Okay, so how about, what
did they even want again? I need to remember what she wanted. Um, I’m gonna give her a quarterly report. Or, yeah, and we’ll give
you a quarterly report. So our company’s most recent quarter is worth twenty-five cents.
Great. That should do it. – This document is too small. Copy it three more times to pad it out. – Alright, I guess that means– Okay, so if the company
is worth twenty-five cents and we copy it three times,
how much is the company worth? Let me know in the comments section. Hopefully it’s a lot. Alright, there we go. Just
give you the pages here. I would staple them
together, but I mean…. – I’ll head back to my
desk and scan these. (fanfare) – Thank you. I woulda
stapled them together but staples are incredibly expensive. – Watching you rise up
the ranks is inspiring. – Wow! Associate Intern. I didn’t even know this was possible. Alright, I feel like, with this promotion my work here is done. I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to head home. I love doing overtime with you. If you guys wanna see more overtime let me know in the comments section and let me know which VR job
you wanna see overtime for. See ya next time buddies!