Stalker Coworker Storytime – That’s Pretty FunnyOn October 19, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
Every day I wake up and I go to work and Dustin is there. Look at that. You walking to work today, buddy? Yup. It’s Monday so We go to work. He lives next to me. He works with me. He’s always there. Honestly, I can’t tell you why he insists on walking to work together We don’t have anything to talk about We don’t need to talk because we’re always on the same wavelength we’re.. I can read his mind right now. I’ve tried different morning routines just to avoid seeing Dustin. Things that take Random unpredictable amounts of time. I’ll do yoga. I tried to teach myself flamenco guitar (singing badly) One day I ordered a 23andme. just to kill that unpredictable amount of time Still left at the same time as him. and it turns out that we’re 6% related so. Net loss on that one. 1% Polish, 2% Irish 3% Cherokee Technically that makes me Native American. He said…? No, we’re both white people. I love my job I just got a promotion I love the people I work with But I don’t like Dustin He freaks me out. Justin… Justin… Justin… Warning: Justin is leaving. Get out of here, camera lady! Justin’s waiting for me! Yeah, every time I turn around honestly he’s there. Bathrooms… Outside… Yeah, people definitely get jealous when we roll into work together. We roll deep. Squad deep.