Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Michael the Baby Seal OverlordOn December 24, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
I saw you playing some weird game where you were like a monster and you had like little imps or something Overlord II — It’s a fucking great game I saw you playing it — I literally saw you playing it and I was like “Nice, awesome game.” At the beginning you do club a bunch of baby seals I clubbed the fuck out of ’em, yeah — You just start killing… You just start killing seals That’s how you get more little minions — That’s the start of the game Can you do that in VR? Just hitting baby seals Not yet, but soon, I’m sure — There will be a seal clubbing game — Fucking literally, literally like, this is this is my life growing up: I was playing that game, playing Overlord II. I ‘m like, “Oh, Denise will love this. Like, “Hey Denise, come here, watch this.” I’m just fucking wailing on ’em — It’s a fucking video game and she’s like: “Stop it!” “Stop!” “Why are you doing that?” She’s like, “Leave him alone leave him alone.” I’m like, “Denise, I need to kill them, that’s literally the quest, you have to do it (You gotta, yeah.) And she’s like: “I don’t like you playing this.” Then like two days later she comes into my room She bought me a fucking porcelain seal and she’s like, “This is for all the seals you killed. Did you smash it? Nah, I still have it It’s at my house, but this is like, this is when I lived in New Jersey. It’s like whenever that game came out – like the week it came out. But that was like my relationship with Denise. I’d be like, “Oh, this’ll piss her off.” “Hey Denise, come look at this!” And she’s like, “You’re terrible, you’re – you’re a – you’re a jerk.” “Why are you killing them seals?” I’m like, “Look, they’re screaming! Ah, they’re – they’re dying. Oh, look, Denise look – No no no!” And she’ll walk away, and I’m like, “No no no, look look look!” “Oh, I burned it! Oh, I set it on fire.” Look, guys, it’s totally fine. You kill the parents too. There are no orphans there. Yeah, you kill everything — No one will remember this but me. Then you kill some yetis, too. They’re yeti, yeah. Then you kill a bunch of Inuits — Yeah — They’re not worth lifeforce… (Apparently they’re terrible people) You wipe out – you get to the town; “I’m taking over! Bash your house in.” It’s a game that’s just about killing.