Peter Parker & Flash All Funny Scene Together | Spider Man Homecoming | Tom HollandOn January 17, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration between points A and B? Flash. It’s the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by the mass. Nope. Peter! You’re still with us? Uh…uh…yeah! yeah. Uh… Uh..mass cancels out, so it’s just gravity times sine. Right. See Flash, being the fastest isn’t always the best, if you are wrong. You’re dead. Move to the next question… What is the heaviest naturally occurring element? Hydrogen’s the lightest. That’s not the question. Okay, yeah. Uranium! That is correct. Thank you, Abraham. Please open your books to page ten. Peter, it’s Nationals. Is there no way you could take one weekend off? I can’t go to Washington because if Mr. Stark needs me, then I have to make sure that I’m here. You’ve never even been in the same room as Tony Stark. Wait, what’s happening? Peter’s not going to Washington.
– No…nonononono. No. No! Why not? Really? Right before Nationals? He already quit Marching Band and Robotics Lab. I’m not obsessed with him. Just very observant. Flash, you’re in for Peter. Oof, I don’t know. I gotta check my calendar first. I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. That is false. What’d I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? Peter knows Spider-Man! Eh–No, I don’t! No! I mean… They’re friends. Yeah, like coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. I’ve met him. Yeah… couple times, but it’s um… through the Stark Internship. Mm-hmm yeah, well, I’m not really supposed to talk about it. Well, that’s awesome. Hey, you know what? Maybe you should invite him to Liz’s party, right? Yeah! Um… I’m having people over tonight. You’re more than welcome to come. Having a party? Yeah, it’s gonna be dope. You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. Um… It’s okay… I know Peter’s way too busy for parties anyway, so… Ah, come on. He’ll be there. Right, Parker? What are you doing? Penis Parker! What’s up! So where’s your pal Spider-Man? Let me guess, in Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? That’s not Spider-Man, that’s just Ned in a red shirt. Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn’t come…Listen to this. When I say Penis, you say Parker! Penis! Parker! Penis! Parker! Hey! It’s Peter! Guys! Peter? Yeah, I was hoping, maybe I could rejoin the team? No! No way, you can’t just quit on us, stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. Hey! Welcome back, Peter! Flash, you’re back to first alternate.
– What? He’s taking your place! Uh…excuse me can we go already? Because I was hoping to get into some light protesting, in front of one of the embassies, before dinner. So… Protesting is patriotic. Let’s get on the bus! Focus up everyone. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. The second law of thermodynamics!
– Frank Sinatra Fort Sumter. Flash is wrong. Woah! Thank you! Are you really friends with Peter Parker!? I’m sorry about dinner, but… I know when Bronzino is fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So– Aaaah! Flash! I need to your car and your phone. Uh…sir technically, this is my dad’s car, sir– so I can’t–