Our Office Coworker Thinks He’s Macaulay CulkinOn November 10, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
Ahhhhhhh! So we have this co-worker, his name’s
Dan and he looks a lot like Macaulay Culkin, especially when he was younger. The weird
part is he seems to think that he’s Macaulay Culkin too. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! He acts
like the kid from Home Alone and it’s not cute. It’s not just the screaming that’s an
issue, it’s all the traps. Who put marbles on the floor? His booby traps all around the
office, it’s like I don’t feel safe anymore. I don’t know what to do. Ya, I mean it’s hard
to say if Dan’s responsible for all the weird stuff going on around here. Why is that so
hot? Did you see his presentation? It was a house, it was a house! Like, a drawing,
like a 10 year olds drawing of a home. Yes, I’d like to order one cheese pizza for McCallister.
Credit card? No problem. Is HR gonna see this? So we’ve looked at some of the accusations
against Dan, and honestly to tell you the truth he’s a great employee. I don’t think
any of those allegations are true. Trev, is that your girlfriend? Woof. Listen, he’s a
great employee, and I wish more employees were like him actually. I don’t give a f*ck
what HR says, this is out of control. Keep the change, you filthy animal!