Legend Lee Hyori, “I moved school because I smoked” [Happy Together / 2017.07.20]On February 3, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
So let’s watch which legendary segment we’ll be doing with Hyori on video. It’s a real video. We do legendary segments for this part of the show. You’ve been in a lot of those segments, Hyori. Sure. – 99 seconds. / – Yes, with Kang Hodong. That was a lot of fun. Is it Six Heroines? Six Heroines… (Six Heroines from “Happy Sunday”) I did that one. I was the host. Summer special Six Heroines! It was an old segment. This one featured the past girl crushes. There were a lot of male-centered variety shows. – That was one featuring females. / – It lasted long. Seokjin hosted Six Heroines from 2005 to 2007. It was a popular segment for 3 years. Do you remember Six Heroines? I remember watching it. Doing this. But that segment is for a female cast. Are there girls coming today? (2017 Six Heroines for high school girls) (Yu Jaeni, Kim Yongsuk) (Kim Sumi, Ji Seokjin, Park Suja) (Lee Hyori, transfer student from Jeju-do) What’re you doing back there? Come on. Put that mirror away. This is a camera. This cow thinks she’s pretty. What? Stop talking like that. Then what should I do, Yongman? Not a man. She’s a girl. Anyone can see I’m a girl. I’m a teen magazine model. Give me a break. Thanks to my mom… I really hate him! A leg model… He thinks he’s really pretty dressed in drag but I can’t stand looking at him. What’s with your voice? What? – You should quit smoking. / – It’s not like that… What are you doing? Class president, stand up. (They all stand) Who’s class president? Sorry. I’m the school president. What year were you born in? When were you born? I hear you’re the same age as the principal. I was born in early 1998. You were? I think it’s 1898. More like early 1898. Here he goes again. I’m a trainee. (About to pass out) Wow… – A trainee for what? / – An idol. – I’m an idol trainee. / – For what group? The Big Mouths. What idol group is called Big Mouths? People, we’re getting a transfer student. Someone needs to come. She’s from Jeju-do and she’s quite the tough one. She must’ve gotten expelled. Transfer student, come on in. (The highlight was getting transfer students) (The biggest stars came) (The moment someone came knocking) (They had some amazing stars as guests) Transfer student, come on in. I heard about her. (Lee Hyori) (So charismatic) What’re you looking at? – Such charisma. / – What’re you looking at? So scary. (She really stands out) Teacher, is a student allowed to have a perm? What’s her deal? She’s a student but even I’m scared. The rumors were true. She’s the best fighter in Jeju-do. You’d better behave. Please introduce yourself. I’m sorry but you seem scared too, teacher. I am scared. I came from Jeju-do. Let’s all try to get along. You don’t sound like you really want to. So should I say it respectfully? Where in Jeju-do are you from? I’m from Aeweol. Did you transfer from problems at your other school? Yeah, I got expelled when I got caught smoking. Wow… I quit though. That’s what counts. I hear you were quite popular at your old school. Look at this face. What do you think? I hear boys carry around her photo. Is that true? I was a celebrity before I debuted. Just like people carrying around celebrity photos, students carried around photos of me. Shall we see the photo? That’s from my yearbook. (Hyori in elementary school) – When was that? / – Elementary school. You still have the same smile. Junior high. High school. – At graduation? / – Yes. Do you see those bangs from elementary school? You had to keep them fixed. You were quite the party girl. Seeing how you styled your bangs. You have to use a hair dryer to get that look. I used hair spray here and then held a hair dryer right here. You had that look as an elementary school kid? I was ahead of the time. Hyori, are you wearing makeup there? No, no one did when I was a student. – No makeup in high school? / – I didn’t wear any. I hear you were popular with other schools nearby. Boys would line up at your house to ask you out. A lot of boys followed me around. Be honest. How many were there? If I ran into a boy on the bus… They’d be too shy to say anything to me. Kind of like you. The losers! They looked like him. What did you say to guys that look like him? They couldn’t talk to me. If they talked to me I could at least turn them down or go out for coffee, but they couldn’t talk to me. Let’s try this then. Imagine you’re all boys, and let’s try this. She walks by and you follow her. – Your name is Jaeni? / – He’s Jaeni. What? He studied abroad. Try it with Jaeni. My dad is a diplomat. You’re a boy now and Hyori walks by. (One sunny day) (The boy wants to confess his feelings) (To the beautiful girl he sees) Excuse me. Hold on. What do you want? Why do you sound so scary? I could just be asking for directions. Why are you following me? It’s not like that… I go to Korea High School. And I’m into you. – Yeah? / – Can we go out some time? But you’re not my style. – Pardon? / – You’re not my style. Haven’t you taken a look in the mirror? (Giving the facts) (Dazed…) You sound so confident. Regardless of my face… Why would you say that? I said I’m into you. I was walking by and you snuck up on me. It’s not like I love you. You were all creepy following me. Creepy? I live this way too. Really? Go then. Fine. He failed. That didn’t work. Can anyone do this? Hi. He’s trying to mug her. Want to get some coffee? Are you tired? Do you need help? – How old are you? / – Me? 39. I’m sorry. You look very young for your age. I thought you were around my age. I’m sorry. Are you leaving now? She’s a late student. Nobody can do it. If I’m standing here, you take my bag. (On a starry night) (A fateful encounter on the bus…) Excuse me. You want to hold my bag? Hold it for me. I wasn’t saying that I’d hold your bag. You might as well since you’re sitting. We’re both students. I can’t believe my ears. Look here. Yes? You look so frail. Please sit. Me? – Have a seat for now. / – Thank you. You’re quite the tough talker. I’ll carry it. No problem. What if your legs broke trying to hold this up? So… Where are you getting off? Me? In two more stops. Why? Really? What a coincidence. What? What did you call me? (He suddenly gets scared) Why are you cussing at her? What’s your deal? – What was that? / – Just an innocent boy. Why are you cussing? I’m sorry but… It’s fine, mister. I’ll handle this. Really? Mister, the bus driver should drive. It’s my bus. Let’s get this thing moving! You stopped the bus for this! This must never happen in my bus. That’s still dangerous, mister! Have a seat. Any questions for the new student? Hyori, I have a question. When and who was your first love? – Can you tell us in detail? / – Be honest. All of them? One after another? Like sausage links? He said first love. Your first love as a student. My first love… Is my current husband. What happened to “All of them?” That’s the first time I felt true love. Alright then, what do you find most attractive about your man? His tall height and his long limbs. What about his face? What’s most attractive? His face? (For his face…) He has a nice philtrum. Out of all his features… Out of all the features on his face? Not his nose, eyes or mouth? Sangsun looks a bit like JYP. No way. He’s not in that league. She got angry. She thinks Sangsun is better looking than JYP. Teacher, I want to ask this. I’m on the disciplinary committee. I’ll check her bag. Why would a student check my bag? You’re not a teacher. She’s very flustered now. She’s hiding something. – Why check my bag? / – It’s class tradition. We’ll open her bag now. A mirror. So you like mirrors. Of course. A must-have item. What’s this? Don’t touch my man’s photos. Don’t touch my man’s photos! What is this? I see photos of a guy. I spoke informally to the teacher. Don’t touch my photos of Tony! It’s Tony! Gosh, it’s Tony! Hey! Don’t touch those! She a fan of H.O.T. You were a fan of Tony. Were you always a fan? Were you in the fan club? I didn’t join the club but I did things on my own. Did things on your own? Like write letters? You have to follow the fan club rules if you join. You’re not allowed to do things they forbid. I like to approach the person. Approaching celebrities? So have you ever approached them? H.O.T.’s agency happened to be right next to my high school. It was also next to Fin.K.L’s agency. You never tried to hit on him when you worked? I had a different boyfriend then. What was that? Your stories are too tiring. They don’t wrap up and you keep going on tangents. Then what could I do? I had a boyfriend then. What’s your favorite feature about Tony? His eyes? They kind of droop. You said you like your current man’s philtrum. (Love can change) So what type of guy do you like, Hyori? I like funny guys. Nobody here has the looks. So I want to sit next to someone fun. Alright. So what should we do? Acrostic poems? To see how witty you are. Let’s try. Who wants to go first? Suja? Where are you going? You’d better stop drinking that. Start it off for me. – Lee. / – Lee, little… (Psyching each other out) – Hyo. / – Hyo, whew! Ri. (How will his bitter poem end?) Ri, really pretty so I’ll let it go. That wasn’t bad. Not bad, right? They all look so pressured now. (Pressured) Should I go? – Lee. / – Lee, you’re pretty. – Hyo. / – Fedor, prettier than him, I mean. (So random) He’s trying to be funny. – Ri. / – Ri, really. What was that? Is it my turn now? Jaeni. Lee, I ought to… (He’s up to something) Don’t get scared and keep going. It’s your turn now. Hyo. Let me try again. It can’t be interrupted. One after another. Lee. Lee, I ought to… – Hyo. / – Hyori, you… – Ri. / – Ri, rewind. Rewind. Nice one. Pretty good. – That was good? / – Yeah. That was funny.