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If Congress was your co-worker – Starring Chris Pine

On September 12, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie


I will say, at first we had… such high hopes for Leonard. But then right away, there were… issues. Ok but when we switch to the new plan, I’ll still be covered? The whole company will. Even janitorial. Mmmmmnnnno! I want my idea! What idea? That we don’t do that! What do we do instead? Well not that! How come janitorial has all that health stuff? They don’t even have cool ties. I don’t see how that… I’m shutting down the company! [laughing] You can’t just shut down… La la la la la la Shutting down the company… for a month! I still get paid. He can’t… He can’t just do that, right? Uh well… [maniacal laughter] The company bylaws are… well they’re weird. Ow! Jesus. Are you okay? That’s insane. We gotta get rid of that thing. No no no no Can’t! Has to be unanimous, microwave stays. But it’s dangerous! No one wants it here. He gave me money and he may also give me a job when I leave here… so tough titties. [laughing] Alright, everybody this is Bob. He’s gonna untangle all those legal issues, so we’re not waiting on key decisions. Hi, I’m… BOOOOO! I hate Bob! What? Wha… Why? Because you chose him! I want a cool boss that’ll pick someone that you know… that I like! Okay Well some of us have clients who can’t afford… I’m not letting anybody meet Bob! So don’t look at Bob! Huh! Nobody look at Bob. Ok, there’s no way he has the authority to do that. I saw you looking! What the… Leonard! Science isn’t in the bible! This frightens and arouses me! I’m the boss of you! I’m the boss of your whole body! I need to know what’s going on in there! Where’s the cake? Bring me cake… or I’ll wish you into the cornfield. Well the thing is, Leonard… You can’t do anything to me or my cool tie! [laughing] See we all got together… And we voted. Oh shit You’re still gonna hire me, right? The fire tells me secrets.

Tags: Chris Pine, Congress, Election, house, House of Representatives, Joss Whedon, that, the, US house of representative, US senate, vote, Voting, you
Written by Raul Dinwiddie

13 comments

  • Comment by Anjulee Boralessa February 19, 2019 at 5:05 pm - Reply

    Isn't this what is happening in USA now… or it it just me?!?!?

  • Comment by Dru Smith March 2, 2019 at 12:22 am - Reply

    The pyromaniac is cute. 🥰

  • Comment by Olga Viktorivna March 4, 2019 at 7:53 pm - Reply

    To be fair, I'd allow Chris Pine to be the boss of my whole body

  • Comment by Solin Keid March 14, 2019 at 9:04 pm - Reply

    Just like Eminem. You were fun, I guess. Thank you for your time as Kelvin Kirk. It was entertaining to see you as Captain. You were my first Captain. The one who got me in Star Trek, and dare I say the one who I fall in love with as a character. Without you, I would never met the wonderful Vic Mignona. My Captain I would gladly serve under. Thank you Kelvin Kirk. Goodbye.

  • Comment by Buchanan Winchester March 17, 2019 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    GOD TWO YEARS LATER AND YOU GOT TRUMP STILL IN OFFICE. WTF AMERICA

  • Comment by msmwkc March 17, 2019 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    And then they voted for Donald Trump (well, the white ones did).

  • Comment by Juratory March 20, 2019 at 10:35 pm - Reply

    This video taught me more about how messed up Congress really is than my 10th grade NSL Government class ever did.

  • Comment by Dena Andromeda March 26, 2019 at 6:16 am - Reply

    i need him to play a crazy character like this more XD

  • Comment by Quinn Roberton May 1, 2019 at 3:35 am - Reply

    SCIENCE ISNT IN THE BIBLE!!

  • Comment by krmickens May 26, 2019 at 2:44 pm - Reply

    A perfect shout out to Anthony in the Twilight Zone’s episode, It’s A Good Life: “…or I’ll wish you into the corn field.”

  • Comment by Diores Maze June 8, 2019 at 7:33 am - Reply

    “Science isn’t in the bible”

    I died lol

  • Comment by Raymond Mesa June 25, 2019 at 3:47 pm - Reply

    This is true Congress is horrible

  • Comment by an gela July 4, 2019 at 7:13 am - Reply

    omg ZAC 😍

  • Comment by Goo Goo July 18, 2019 at 10:28 pm - Reply

    Hehe got the copiers!.

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