If Congress was your co-worker – Starring Chris Pine

I will say, at first we had… such high hopes for Leonard. But then right away, there were… issues. Ok but when we switch to the new plan, I’ll still be covered? The whole company will. Even janitorial. Mmmmmnnnno! I want my idea! What idea? That we don’t do that! What do we do instead? Well not that! How come janitorial has all that health stuff? They don’t even have cool ties. I don’t see how that… I’m shutting down the company! [laughing] You can’t just shut down… La la la la la la Shutting down the company… for a month! I still get paid. He can’t… He can’t just do that, right? Uh well… [maniacal laughter] The company bylaws are… well they’re weird. Ow! Jesus. Are you okay? That’s insane. We gotta get rid of that thing. No no no no Can’t! Has to be unanimous, microwave stays. But it’s dangerous! No one wants it here. He gave me money and he may also give me a job when I leave here… so tough titties. [laughing] Alright, everybody this is Bob. He’s gonna untangle all those legal issues, so we’re not waiting on key decisions. Hi, I’m… BOOOOO! I hate Bob! What? Wha… Why? Because you chose him! I want a cool boss that’ll pick someone that you know… that I like! Okay Well some of us have clients who can’t afford… I’m not letting anybody meet Bob! So don’t look at Bob! Huh! Nobody look at Bob. Ok, there’s no way he has the authority to do that. I saw you looking! What the… Leonard! Science isn’t in the bible! This frightens and arouses me! I’m the boss of you! I’m the boss of your whole body! I need to know what’s going on in there! Where’s the cake? Bring me cake… or I’ll wish you into the cornfield. Well the thing is, Leonard… You can’t do anything to me or my cool tie! [laughing] See we all got together… And we voted. Oh shit You’re still gonna hire me, right? The fire tells me secrets.

Written by Raul Dinwiddie

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