Hangout with 39daph!On March 19, 2020 by Raul Dinwiddie
Hi! I’m actually meet Daph. Hi! This is Vancouver. You can believe? And it’s dark as usual. And cloudy. OMEGALUL Okay chat. We are ready. Hi! So this is Korean restaurant. Because I miss my uh…rice. Me too, I like rice. I’m always down for rice. Want Soju? What!? What this mean? No I’m just kidding. No, no, no. Are you crazy? Oh my god! I like it. You like this? I like it! Get it! Yeah! Not Corona. It’s not Corona. Bless you. Thank you. It’s not Corona. I don’t want spicy. Me too. I don’t like… -You can’t spicy?
-I don’t want too much spicy. I can but my nose… When I eat spicy food it just drips everywhere. And my nose get like Drop? Serious in food drop? No, not in food! Just like a lot. It’s just inside. Can’t breathe. Ew gross Extra seasoning You know, you know, you know. I’m… Yesterday? Yesterday. or today, I don’t remember but… I’m check my email and one email I…I you… I send you $80,000 Me? No no no my email. My email and one man said… I’m send you- Someone sent you $80,000? Yeah one company One company. I send you.. $80,000 and you send me your YouTube channel. How bout this? That’s scam! *unintelligible* big scam What the… -That’s such a scam
-Crazy! Why’d you put it on the…put it in here She just put it on the table. I didn’t know. Are you wash hand? No. You didn’t wash your hands either. I- I’m already- already wash in hotel. Oh I didn’t wash my hands but… I’m not touching I’m like eating it here. I’m not eating it here. You know, virus. Virus is… Walky walky Virus- Serious! Virus want walky. So if you touch this… No. They are…five minute… Walky walky walky And you eating. 5 minutes, it’s like… 5 minutes. I don’t take 5 minutes to eat this. It’s just…pop op and then I’m done. Y’know so virus too slow I’ll wash my hands Got it, got it. Okay, I don’t know where we are Okay oh yeah you don’t know yeah nice Sooo… It’s okay. We can walking. Okay. Oh now green light! Go! Go! We can go! Ah s**t! Oh no ten! What is that? Why…why now? We should’ve ran. Dude if- if we ran… they hit us… they give us money. It’s their fault. I think this might be Korean street. town. I…area…I don’t…yeah it is! Oh! I think. I don’t know. Robson? Wait is that…no that’s not a leak because we literally… That’s…I mean…oops. Oops! What is that? What is that!? What is that? So weird. Hi! Hi! What if we get stabbed? Strange girl. Are you cold? Yeah very cold, I’m dying I’m so cold! Actually. Uh oh uh oh Oh, Vancouver McDonald’s! McDonald’s! You want McDonald’s? I like it! Want McDonald’s? Best restaurant, y’know Why? -Actually best.
-It’s okay. I think Canadian McDonald’s is pretty good It’s red! Oh yeah. -I know.
-I thought you were gonna walk. Because human- human walking. Look at this. They are walking. Oh ok. What what what Go to a club? You wanna go clubbing? Really!? Really!? We can try! And then people go like “hey baby show feet” So cold Wait if you’re cold, why would you eat dessert? What? We can going to tea, right? Okay there’s a…*unintelligible* go back What is that? So chat… What? So chat can’t see my butt. What? Your butt? Oh can I smell your pants? Yeah, you can smell my pants. Right here yeah. What is that? I don’t know. What is that? What? Smell it. Is this s**t? No! Poo poo!? Oh s**t smell. Oh really serious s**t smell. It was the laundry pen. So bad. So bad. Oh karaoke, you like it!? I’ve never, I don’t know Really? Why is that? I’m just curious I don’t know I can’t read that. Karaoke! Oh no camera no camera. What is that? I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. We’re gonna get shot. Pink and yellow straw. I got you pink but then I wanted yellow. Oh my god. Why? It hurts. Are you okay? Yeah, it’s really cold. Cold, cold, cold. Okay I’m fine. Wait everything is closed right now. Yeah. Yeah everything’s closed right now, what should we do? So we can’t. Oh do you want karaoke? Now? You remember? Karaoke. I uhh… But I…we… I don’t know how. Okay. Okay start Party girls don’t get hurt Can’t feel anything, when will I learn Down, push it down One, two, three, one, two, three, drink One, two, three, one, two, three, drink One, two, three, one, two, three, drink Throw em back, till I lose count AHHHHHH! Gonna swing from the chandelier from the chandelier Like it doesn’t exist gonna fly like a bird through the night Feel my tears as they dry Not sound proof? Wait, can you go outside and then tell me if you can hear me? Like just stand outside the door. Oh! I can check. Yeah yeah and then close the door AAAHHHHHH! Same. You can hear it? Same volume. Oh my god. -Oh s**t!
-Same volume! Oh f**k Okay next song 밤고구마 달걀노른자 닭다리 없는 가슴살
(Chestnuts, eggs, yolks, and chicken legs-free) 답답하고 목이 메이고 물한잔 없는 사하라
(Saharan, choked, without a glass of water) 맥혀맥혀맥혀맥혀 목이 꽉맥혀
(I’m choked, I’m choked, I’m choked) 맥혀맥혀맥혀맥혀 머리도 꽉맥혀
(I’m hooked, my heads full) 맥혀맥혀맥혀맥혀 윽 꽉맥혀
(Full to the bone) 냉장고를 열었더니 사이다 있잖아
(I opened the fridge and there’s cider) Ok ready. 오 오 오 사이다
(Oh, oh, oh, cider) 가슴이 뻥 뚤린다 사이다
(My heart is twisted, cider) -Not bad!
-Oh my god! Ninety! Ninety. Britney Spears. Do you know Britney Spears? -Oh yeah I know!
-What Britney Spears? You don’t know? Someone said Britney…Toxic? Do you know Toxic? I know! Oh there! You know? Yeah! Really? Yeah! Okay. Go! Okay. Yeah! Too high, Can’t come down Losin’ my head, Spinnin’ ’round and ’round Do you feel me now? Oh, The taste of your lips I’m on a ride You’re toxic I’m slippin’ under With a taste of a poison paradise I’m addicted to you, Don’t you know that you’re toxic? You’re toxic *unintelligible* And I love what you do, Don’t you know that you’re toxic? Intoxicate me now With your lovin’ now I think I’m ready now I think I’m ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin’ now I think I’m ready now They didn’t even have Britney Spears on the screen. You say this song you know but why you didn’t know? I knew! You know? Ok I don’t know that well Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars Let me know what Spring is like On Jupiter and Mars In other words, please be true In other words, I love you They’re just showing th- th- th- the video is just a bunch of buses. Oh this is a Korean famous children movie. Children anime. Oh. Yeah. Fill my heart with song And let me sing forever more You are all I long for, All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, I love you In other words, I love you Really this is very difficult y’know You are very unique You very unique Oh. Yeah Yay!!! Oh my godness. God…God choose you God chose me! Your singing talent. Me! You very unique. MEEE!!!