Endless Supply Of DONUTS! Pretending To Be The Best VR Office Worker (Job Simulator VR)On October 10, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
– You know what, it’s not so bad here. I like that there’s an
endless supply of donuts. – Hello buddies of the
internet, it’s Kawaii Kunicorn. – Hi buddies, you guys are
watching Kawaii Kunicorn Gaming so I’m back in VR Job Simulator, back in the Kawaii Kunicorn office because I realized that there’s lots more things left for me to staple. I can staple this ball,
I can staple my plant, I can staple my coffee machine, and if I have any time left over, I might actually do a little bit of work but it kind of–
– [Robot] Hey coworker. Over here, get on your computer and check out these hilarious pictures. – Where is this bot? Oh, hi. Okay, pictures, ha, you sent me a link. Oh my gosh, I wonder if it’s a meme. Has you hire new
employees, then fires you. Wait, do you know something that I don’t? Is he gonna fire me? You can’t fire me, this is my office. Cancels 4pm meeting, chases robo-mouse. That’s so cute. Asks for money and a date
in the same work email. Jeff, that is inappropriate. Okay, let’s see what the
other jokes are here. Not sure if I hate my
job or just hate BossBot. You can’t do that, BossBot might find out. He’s probably monitoring our email. Cool, so all I’ve really
done so far this morning is look at memes on the internet but I kind of feel like
that’s a pretty standard day in the life of an office worker. I don’t know, I might do some
work at some point today. Maybe I could do some filing. Put these away.
– Hello human. I’m looking forward to
your presentation today on all of the business that
we did in the last week. – Presentation? Oh.
– So BossBot wants you to do a presentation. You’ll need to make some slides. Time to learn about an ancient human technique called winging it. Try using this program in your computer. – Thank you so much, you are a life saver. Erm, okay, so I kinda forgot that I was supposed to give a presentation today. I guess the presentation
is about business. So probably gonna need to
learn something about business. Oh, this is the profit margins. We’ll just pop that over there. All right let’s, oo, let’s close this, and let’s make a business presentation. All right, choose a color theme. This is probably the most important part. Let me know in the comment section which color you think I should pick. I want something really business-y but still let’s them know
that I am having a nice time. So I’m gonna do it with two
different shades of blue. There we go. All right, title. Erm, I’m gonna go with motivational. You can be good enough, and we all can. All right, for transition
I want it to be dramatic. I really want them to know that we’re really getting stuff done here. I want it to be a visual presentation. Yeah, we’re gonna go with
dramatic all the way, and let’s go with just misleading. Not fully deceitful, but
not entirely accurate. Okay, there we go, perfect. Dramatic, and to conclude, something profound. (laughs) No way, it’s the
thing with the robo-mouse. All right, that’s actually really profound because when you get to
the end of the work day, you realize that there’s
a robo-mouse in all of us. Isn’t that the real truth. All right, next. Presentation is ready. Who turned off the lights? Oh, presentation’s starting. Thanks everyone for being here. I’m gonna get the presentation
started in just a moment. – So, you ready to go
through this presentation? – Absolutely.
– Here’s the clicker. – I’ve been practicing
– Use the button – for weeks.
to go through your slides. – Cool. All right, I’ve been
practicing this for weeks, so. Let’s just get it started, here. All right.
– [Robot] Oh, interesting. – Right? Motivational. – [Robot] Interesting concept. – They love it, they
love it, I’m a natural. Yeah.
– [Robot] Oh what do you know. – [Robot] Oh, interesting.
– Yeah, data. Click click. – [Robot] Fascinating figures.
– [Robot] Oh, interesting. – Nice job human.
– There’s a robo-mouse – That was very business.
– in you all. Thank you. Awesome. All right, so for my
next order of business, I actually think that we should get one of those robo cats as like an office cat. He’s kind of gonna be
like the morale officer, is kind of my plan. If you think that it’s a good
idea to have an office cat, give this video a thumbs
up because I really need to convince the management
that I’m on to something here. I mean, I just feel like
all of the employees would be a little bit happier, and happy employees are
robo-mouse employees. – Hey human. Bot number 10110 is retiring tomorrow and wanted to give them a parting gift. Everyone’s pitching in. Why don’t you give me something
you’d like to contribute. – Oh okay, something
I’d like to contribute. Erm, okay, a gift for the
bot that I don’t know. You know what, I’ve actually got a donut in my recycling bin. I was saving it for later
for when I got hungry or if I wanted snack or a distraction, but you know, he’s retiring
so he deserves something nice. How’s that?
– Oh how thoughtful. I’m sure they will appreciate it. – No problem. – Anyway, do you think you could type up a quick card to go with this? It would make it a lot more personal. – Sure, no problem, I mean I
did give you my best donut, so, that is kind of all I’ve got, but. All right, let’s just get
out of the presentation here. All right, so we need a document. Not a thank you note. Get well soon. Resignation, oo, okay. Doesn’t look like we’ve
really got a retirement note. What’s the closest, how about a haiku? Yeah, there we go. Perfect. I don’t actually see the haiku, but. Okay, this is a blank piece of paper. Erm, I need to figure out
a haiku about this bot. If you guys can write haikus, leave one in the comments section. – I’ll handle the rest,
thanks for helping out. – Hey, no problem. I’m gonna miss that donut. I don’t know if I should
have given away my best donut because I already ate the pink donut and I’m pretty sure that
the donuts I filed. (gasps) There’s one there.
– Things aren’t going too well, we need to find
a couple we can let go. Take a look at these employee evaluations. – Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, this is one of the
hardest parts of the job. Apparently I’m gonna have
to let some people go. Okay. Cowboy Bot is a bit old-fashioned. This bot is, oh, Fancy
Bot is very elegant. This bot is outlandish and mustache-iod. This bot has a superior attitude. That’s kind of, a bit,
not nice to work with when someone thinks that they’re
better than everyone else. So sorry, I’m gonna have to. – I should have seen it coming after they moved my desk to the bathroom. – Yeah, I guess that was a clue. And you know what, I’m just gonna go with mustache-iod, outlandish bot, here. I hate that they come by my desk, oo. – [Mustache Bot] I can’t believe it. Hired and fired in the same day. – Yeah, that’s a bit rough. You’re moving on to
bigger and better things. That was really, okay I hope
that these bots appreciate the fact that they actually
got to keep their job. I mean, office morale is
probably at a bit of a low. This is why we need the cat bot. – [Robot] In the office, coworkers would converse around the liquid dispenser. – (laughs) Ready for some conversation? – Man, did you hear
that bot 2272 got fired? Man, that’s notable. – Yeah, I had nothing to do with it. – Hey did you see the sports
event on TV last night? It was pretty touchdown. – It was pretty touchdown. Erm, yeah, let’s have
some more conversation. You know, the firing that
happened, while necessary, was not really anything that
I had anything to do with. – Check out these photos
of my many children. – Do you bear children, human? – No, I don’t have any
children but yours are so cute. Oh my goodness, that one
looks just like a calculator. This one looks like, I don’t know, like a phone or something,
it’s pretty adorable. I apparently have some photos
as well of my offspring. Let me just pull those up. Oh my gosh, what do my children look like? Here we go. Erm, yeah, this is me
and my kids on vacation. I have one little bot
and I have one beach ball that’s also my child. Here you go, don’t they look great? – Aw, now isn’t that sweet. – I know, super cute. I call the round one Ball-y. All right, let’s put this
in the coffee dispenser. Cool, all right. Need to do a little bit of tidying. My office is super, super messy. – Hey, look, I’ve got some
papers I need you to shred. It has to be you for legal reasons. I don’t really want to get into it. – All right.
– Here, just look in the case. Shred everything, just get rid of it. – I’m sure that this
isn’t anything illegal. I’m just gonna have a look in the case. Hey, this is the report that
I cooked on my last work day. This is totally legit, you
said this was totally legit. Whoa. All right, this is kinda fun. Let’s chuck some more stuff in here. This is money. You really wanna shred the money? Okay, how about I’ll keep just one and then I’ll put this one in here. Now he knows, I have to put it in. We’ll shred all of the money. – See, here’s the other thing. I just found out that
for insurance reasons you can’t actually have this
much stuff in your cubicle. So, er, you’re going to need to get rid of some of that too. – (gasps) Are you kidding? I have to shred five things? Okay, well you’re not
taking my stapler, okay. You’re not taking it, I love it. All right, erm, what haven’t I used. Okay, these are not my real children so I guess we can pop
that in the shredder. Let’s just start it back
up again, so there we go. These are just bad memories,
all of these bots that I was hiring and firing, so we
can get rid of some of these. There we go. Come one, there we go, cool. What else? Erm, this ball has been
smiling at me all day long and it’s actually been kind of a tough day at work so I’m gonna shred it. – All right, that’ll do. Oo, that was a close one.
– It was. – All right, carry on,
nothing to see here. – Okay, nothing to see here. (gasps) – Right there, hold it,
don’t let that bot go away. – Oh my gosh, he’s running, I
think he went to the toilet. All right, well I’m just going to carry on the work day as normal
because somebody has to. Hopefully there won’t be any more altercations with any police bots today. – Hello human, I am CEO Bot. Here’s the thing, BossBot
needs to go away for a while and you’ve been doing a really good job. So I’d like to offer you a promotion. – Another one. – [All Bots] Happy promotion to human. Happy promotion to human. – I don’t know if that’s
how the song goes. – Now, make a wish and
blow out the candles. – All right, let’s blow them out. (blowing air) – Sorry human, looks like
there’s not enough cake for you. – This is my party, it’s okay. – [Robot] Here you go
human, I got you a present. – A present? (gasps) Wow. Oh whoa, what’s happening
to my party blower? This is weird. Okay, I’m just gonna try to
pull that out of my present. Get out of my present. Okay, let’s open this up. (gasps) Wow. Oh, what is it? Oh, is it just another one of these. Oh, senior. – [CEO Bot] Now that you’re
the boss of this department, I’ll leave it to you to do the honors. – Okay. Work hard, go home. Oh, yeah, everyone’s gonna go home! Off you go. Yeah!
– [Robot] Yay. – Woohoo, it’s time to go home. – Confetti!
– Good job everyone. Let’s get out of here before
boss tries to stop us. – No problem. – [Robot] Woo, yeah. – So good, right?
– Wahoo. (laughs) – Hooray, it’s five o’clock, work is over. – We did it. – Yeah, I’m gonna have to ask
you to come in on Saturday. – You gotta be kidding. (gasps) – Well, there you have it, human. I hope this has given you a better idea of what it was once like to office worker. – You know what, it’s not so bad here. I like that there’s an
endless supply of donuts. – Hope you know how to get back to the museum if you want to. I’ll just be hanging out here while you do whatever you want. – Cool, definitely won’t
be eating all the donuts. Got any more donuts? So buddies, it looks like it’s time to head home from the office. If you haven’t already
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