Destiny is FabulousOn October 16, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
Help! The Covenant! They’re attacking! It’s The Covenant! Covenant? Oh thank God, it’s the Spartans! They’ll save us! We’re not Spartans… We’re Guardians! And we’re here to defeat darkness. it’s our Destiny! (Sexy bite) Oh God. It’s the fucking Awoken. We’re here! We’re here! We’re Awoken! We’re here! We’re Awoken! And we’re outspoken! Fireteam Leader! I found a chest… (Gasp) Accessories!? Glimmer!? Oh goody! Oh goody! Oh goody! Goody! Oh goody! Goody! Goody! Oh my goodness! Let me try that one on! That’s gonna look fabulous with your eyes, honey! Oh Jesus! This is gonna make the outfit.
you’re definitely fucking gay. Uh! Wow. Let’s go!