Civ 5: A Barbarian Has Captured Your WorkerOn September 14, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
[Barbarian Angry Mumbles] [sarcastically]
Oh, God! A barbarian! Ah, what a way to go! He’s capturing me… Everybody should just go back to what they were doing and not worry about it– Go. Go. I’m right behind you, go.
[Barbarian mumbles] [Civ 5 Barbarian Notification Sound Effect] [Barbarian Mumbles]
Worry not, my friend! I will remove this blight from our land
immediately! No! No, no, no, no… I mean… You don’t wanna do that! You know? Get in a fight with him? Getting cut with that sword… – Don’t be absurd! I’m a soldier of Cheeseland, and it is
my sworn duty and my honor to ensure that every civilian stays safe within
its borders. Yeah, thanks. Thanks! Thank you… …for your service. But I’m just not worth it, you know? I’m really not. I mean, my work has been slipping… I haven’t been meeting my farm quotas,
and whenever I make a road lately, It just looks like a giant tried to
scribble one last message before he was murdered– I’d be better just to let him take me, honesty. Are you trying to escape?
– No! No! I love… Cheeseland. I mean, I wouldn’t work on behalf of an
immortal dictator for 12,000 years unless I thoroughly enjoyed it. Unless I was being forced into never-ending slavery, And it’s definitely one of those; I don’t think it matters which one. Very well then. Wow! Wow! You don’t wanna do THAT. Because… because they’ll swarm. You know, I mean, barbarians: you kill
one, the rest… Blunder in, tear stuff up, just everywhere, uughh. Like insects. – Humph!
But big! Beefier! Like, big… beefy insects. [Barbarian angry mumbles]
Yeah! Yeah. The ones… They’re out there! Watching us… They’ll be all over the place. You know, grunting.
– You understood that?! Uh, yeah, yeah. I took a few years of… Uh, uh… Barb… -barish… in college. No, I’m sorry, I’m not getting away with that, There are no schools in that city. It’s a terrible place. [Barbarian War Cry]
NO NO NO, WAIT! [Gunshot] At ease, civilian! You may return to your work in peace!
– Yeah. [sarcastically] Yeah!… He’s got some nice clothes on, actually, you know? The whole “rough” look?… popular… Wonder where he got ’em… [whispering] Which way is your village? [whispering] Thanks. Hey! ♫ “Living Forever” by JP De Ovando ♫