Brooklyn Nine-Nine – The Team Wants to Party at the Convention (Episode Highlight)

Is everyone packed for
the 28th Annual Tri-State Police Officers Convention? I hear Bill Powell’s
giving a lecture on advances in appellate
court e-filing techniques. Whoo, talk about can’t miss. Yeah, we don’t really
go for the talks. We’re more interested in the
extracurriculars, fart five. [spits] Of course, Rochester has
much to offer in that sphere. For instance, its famed
thermometer museum. Thermometer museum? Uh, no thank you. Here’s what we are all about. One, free hotel rooms. I get to sleep
in a bed by myself. No wife, no kids, just Terry
star fishing on a Cal king. Two, a huge hall full
of cool police tech. Last year, I got to
try out a heat ray. Three, the Buffalo PD
always throws an insane party. Last year, Amy got
so drunk, she jumped a police horse into the pool. Eight-drink Amy
is an equestrian. And she’s real bad at it. This isn’t an excuse
for you to party. This is a police convention,
not the Newport Folk Festival.

Written by Raul Dinwiddie

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