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Best of Creed – The Office US

On September 2, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie


There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by homosexuality In the 60s I made love to many many women often outdoors *eyebrow raise* in the mud and the rain and it’s possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. So, strike scream and run Alright, let’s try it. *Strikes, screams, and runs* Hey did one of you tell Stanley that I had asthma? Because I don’t If it gets out they won’t let me scuba If I can’t scuba, then w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ? What am I working toward? Creed? Yes, sir? Everything okay? Everything’s cool, dude. I’m thirty. Well in November I’ll be thirty. That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica No, it’s marijuana. I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. Thanks, playing a little hooky from work today. oh my god How much do they want 300 dollars -What? No, I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy? So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? i d o n t k n o w Hey cus Heard you’re having money problems. No you didn’t Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Creed, I noticed you don’t have a resolution on the board. What’s yours? I wanna do a cartwheel. They’re real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. How’s it going? i’m having a little trouble motivating no if you do that i’m going to do that if you do that i’m going to do that if you do this i’m going to do that well what if I just did– y o u d o n t w a n t t o d o t h a t . *wtf* I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had. yo Is this his new chair? No he hasn’t picked one yet. DAAAHT. When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs And only one to go. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You get more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. Whoa, awesome. L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A C E Dammit Creed I’ve been up since four! Real shame about Ed, huh? -Yeah Must really have you thinking. About what? The older you get, the bigger the chances you’re gonna die. You knew that Ed was decapitated. What? Dwight (whispering): really? He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down route six, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop it snaps right off. Oh my god… *impressed* That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. You’re thinking of a chicken. what did i say Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley you know that’s not true I didn’t say that Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? I already won the lottery. I was born in the U S of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport Does it hurt terribly? No, it’s not too bad. They had me on a lot of painkillers. Oh really what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone I have no idea. *sigh of disgrace* Hey, Creed. Creed: Heyyyyyy, -Kid: What’s up Creed? Creed: What’re you guys up to? Ahhh, hellloooo -Kid: You’re the man, buddy. I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station I understand that’s confusing Hey, brah, I’ve been meaning to ask you, Can we get some Red Bulls for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull. amirite?? Later, skater. Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel, so look where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot Creed: Mmhmm Michael: You’re ready to do this? Creed: Yes, sir. You know what? I’m gonna stay here as long as it takes Creed: I really appreciate that. Michael: Imma spot ya, imma spot you Michael: Go. I did it! You did? The perfect cartwheel. Okay, good. What a rush, that’s all I had to do all year. Congratulations. (creed’s face is gold right here) Well, alright see you tomorrow. Oh my god. I find it offensive. All natural, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet Chariots. Kevin: Look at that. She’s totally flirting with him. Mmm, you don’t know that. Some people can’t help losing sexuality You ever noticed you can only lose two things? sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya. It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin. As I like to call it: Great Bratton. Keep it running. “Do I love being manager?” I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling, Find out what language this is. wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd cLWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEmR. IIsT sTRr bObBsKaA. (german?) Nobody’s does this when Creed Bratton gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? *whispering* Creed Bratton I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween That is really really good timing. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct “old man smell?” I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprouted mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death. Can you tell us what happened? Um, I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions, And, he was holding a map, and when I walked over, He had, IT out *whispering* on the map. Phyllis, you’re a married woman. The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing then lock me up. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! Okay, team building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed– He never called a meeting Everybody, this is Creed, and he is in charge of… Michael: something Creed: That is correct. Michael: Say hi to the kids. Creed: Hi kids. Michael: Yayyyy….. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?? *kids going eww except for the one Chad running for a closer look* Stop it! Just no, no no, would you cut it out?! Bobody! Bo-BODY, what does the first B stand for? What are we doing? We’re making acronyms! Okay, what does the first B stand for? Kevin: uhm, BIZNISSZ Iiiii LIKEit BIZNIS! Good, Kevin. Alright, the O, We need a new manager. What are you doing in here? This is the woman’s room. You’re in here I pay for that privilege *yelling* IM A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I DO ONE WEIRD THING, I LIKE TO GO IN THE WOMAN’S ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. IVE BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES, & I H A V E P A I D D E A R L Y. I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30 Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what, I think maybe Halpbert had stolen his car, something like that So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter, You’re useless. Why do we as a society, hate old people so much? Because they’re lame. No! Creed, no, they are not! Jim. -Oh, cool. That’s from me. Great! Where’d you get it? I don’t know, it was so long ago. He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went to his closet and dug out this little number Then threw in the bag. *no shame* Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Sorry I’m late boss, what’s going on? *in a retarded accent* Sir! There has been a murder, and you are suspect. Oh , okay. Hang on just a sec, lemme just settle in, and I’ll be right back. Very good! Very good. Now, no one was there, in the wine cellar, You know what, don’t even worry about it, everyone was so drunk, no one even remembers what you said. I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.

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Written by Raul Dinwiddie

100 comments

  • Comment by Queen AxX August 26, 2019 at 10:31 pm - Reply

    10:52 hahaha southerners are retards

  • Comment by withrain August 26, 2019 at 10:49 pm - Reply

    the scene with the beans made me start wheezing (7:42)

  • Comment by Rosie Tillman August 26, 2019 at 11:03 pm - Reply

    Damn I wish he had a real blog

  • Comment by Gisselle Marie3215St August 27, 2019 at 12:59 am - Reply

    Creed reveals what he does at Dunder, he is a quality assurance manager

  • Comment by Royston Soh August 27, 2019 at 1:07 am - Reply

    5:15, check captions

  • Comment by Ovven The Overlord August 27, 2019 at 1:32 am - Reply

    The subtitles are gold

  • Comment by Battle droid officer V-21 Oofboss1235 August 27, 2019 at 3:09 am - Reply

    10:51 how they allow that word in the text? And why??

  • Comment by arizunikorn August 27, 2019 at 3:14 am - Reply

    Creed could be the next joker

  • Comment by ISAAC MARTINEZ August 27, 2019 at 3:34 am - Reply

    English captions 3:16 "*wtf*"

  • Comment by 14 subscribers with no videos August 27, 2019 at 3:53 am - Reply

    This is a lot better with captions on.

  • Comment by Gabby Goober August 27, 2019 at 4:47 am - Reply

    the english subtitles are HILARIOUS !! (not the auto-generated one , just the regular english)

  • Comment by AJ A August 27, 2019 at 7:02 am - Reply

    10:52 in a retarded accent

  • Comment by kassidy adamson August 27, 2019 at 4:50 pm - Reply

    If I can't scuba

  • Comment by kassidy adamson August 27, 2019 at 4:50 pm - Reply

    Creed def has dementia

  • Comment by Myst Rad August 27, 2019 at 5:08 pm - Reply

    To whoever did the captions:
    Stop putting aesthetic in the text.

  • Comment by Alfa Sierra August 27, 2019 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    What made Creed such a good character was that you always got the sense he had a very interesting life going on offscreen

  • Comment by Athena Veatch August 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm - Reply

    I knew creed's wife and kids, and, for real, and he was the most abusive, out of control man I'd ever met.

  • Comment by тнεηιяø ๏w๏ August 27, 2019 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    That scene transition at 0:56 was so good

  • Comment by Eric Moore August 27, 2019 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    Creed: That is Northern Lights. Cannabis Indica
    Schrute:(In disappointment) No, its marijuana.

  • Comment by Luke Jolles August 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm - Reply

    Idk why but I always hated creed in the office

  • Comment by yoboipickle 321 August 27, 2019 at 11:09 pm - Reply

    When i opened the video i got a ad and the first word was nobody. Lol

  • Comment by James Martin August 27, 2019 at 11:18 pm - Reply

    Creed is great to watch in the background. Even when he’s not talking his looks are classic

  • Comment by ZakProductions August 28, 2019 at 12:58 am - Reply

    “If that’s flashing than lock me up” 😂😂

  • Comment by Raging Poseidon Gaming August 28, 2019 at 1:30 am - Reply

    Creed is a chaotic neutral

  • Comment by Zach G August 28, 2019 at 3:38 am - Reply

    Jim’s reaction at 5:16

  • Comment by SinglePhoenix August 28, 2019 at 4:43 am - Reply

    The s u b t i t l e s

  • Comment by Max Gareth August 28, 2019 at 5:06 am - Reply

    "Angela's the, uh, office bitch…"

    "… you'll get used to her."

  • Comment by poundtown central August 28, 2019 at 11:47 am - Reply

    “He doesn’t have a wallet; I checked.”

  • Comment by Nathan Milligan August 28, 2019 at 4:34 pm - Reply

    7:22 wow shes fit

  • Comment by SkyDieSay August 28, 2019 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    read the captions at 9:05

  • Comment by Sotere Karas August 28, 2019 at 7:20 pm - Reply

    Whoever did these captions deserve all the gold yogurt cap medals.

  • Comment by Naveen Abayasekera August 28, 2019 at 7:20 pm - Reply

    Creed is such an underrated character

  • Comment by NRAman 1776 August 28, 2019 at 7:31 pm - Reply

    7:35 CREED IS THE SCRANTON STRANGLER

  • Comment by Xelatab August 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm - Reply

    1:37 i love that Creed actually gave the name to a weed strain which makes it the most honest question ever. PS: Northern Lights is dope

  • Comment by Bryce Diazvlgs August 28, 2019 at 9:17 pm - Reply

    0:53 bo3 zombies be like

  • Comment by Jack Birchwood August 28, 2019 at 11:18 pm - Reply

    Caption writer is a genius

  • Comment by dash4800 August 29, 2019 at 1:21 am - Reply

    Anyone else notice at 10:55 the captions say "in a retarded accent" when he does his southern voice.

  • Comment by Surya T Kurma August 29, 2019 at 6:10 am - Reply

    If that is flashing ! Lock me up lmao what a line!

  • Comment by Tersa Renee August 29, 2019 at 7:28 am - Reply

    10 million for Creed 😝
    My man

  • Comment by Bayly Junker August 29, 2019 at 9:34 am - Reply

    Anybody seen the deleted scene where creed try’s to hook up Toby with a guy who has “amazing coffee that you snort”

  • Comment by Shoug Arifi August 29, 2019 at 12:45 pm - Reply

    Scuba

  • Comment by T15_Foxtrot August 29, 2019 at 2:17 pm - Reply

    Petition for the next joker to be creed

  • Comment by Christian Abundiz August 29, 2019 at 4:07 pm - Reply

    6:43

  • Comment by Alena Vish August 29, 2019 at 7:32 pm - Reply

    7:16

  • Comment by Bananaman 8900 August 29, 2019 at 7:56 pm - Reply

    S

  • Comment by Alexandra August 29, 2019 at 9:48 pm - Reply

    My favourite’s when Creed’s doing the cart wheel. He’s so proud of himself. So wholesome.

  • Comment by ᅚ August 29, 2019 at 9:49 pm - Reply

    whos your worm guy?

  • Comment by bmo4k August 30, 2019 at 12:12 am - Reply

    Found out what language this is ; ritholykare klothnere mustow emer, de stor baaach

  • Comment by Creed Bratton August 30, 2019 at 1:04 am - Reply

    Cool beans.

  • Comment by theoriginal639 August 30, 2019 at 1:41 am - Reply

    therese is something very calimg in his voice i can like listen to hours, blaberring about gods know what.

  • Comment by Sand Hill August 30, 2019 at 1:49 am - Reply

    I gotta read those blogs.

  • Comment by Ari B August 30, 2019 at 2:51 am - Reply

    No one:
    Literally no body:
    Not a single soul:
    Captions at 10:51: *iN A rEtArDeD aCceNt*

  • Comment by GJ Prod August 30, 2019 at 5:20 am - Reply

    10:53 watch with subtitles

  • Comment by Mackxra August 30, 2019 at 7:14 am - Reply

    “We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there”

  • Comment by Joshua Gonzalez August 30, 2019 at 8:01 am - Reply

    6:26 “All natural baby”

  • Comment by BatZel909 August 30, 2019 at 10:02 am - Reply

    3:16 turn on captions lol

  • Comment by Kamille Rasmussen August 30, 2019 at 1:21 pm - Reply

    L8r sk8r

  • Comment by Fernando Fernandes August 30, 2019 at 3:21 pm - Reply

    Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It’s old Creed Bratton coming at your again here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me. What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles.  They’re small  and dangerous. I got into a car a…

  • Comment by Anna Latzer August 30, 2019 at 3:38 pm - Reply

    Creed is SO attractive…. O_O <3

  • Comment by Tous Aletheia August 30, 2019 at 4:35 pm - Reply

    Creed being Creed is in itself funny 😂😂

  • Comment by One 7 Decimal 2 Eight August 30, 2019 at 6:59 pm - Reply

    I want to set you up with my daughter.
    I'm engaged to Pam.
    I thought you were gay?
    Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
    I don't know.

  • Comment by J Train August 30, 2019 at 8:33 pm - Reply

    Yo 2:20 holy shit.

  • Comment by sal_69_vulcano August 30, 2019 at 8:43 pm - Reply

    4:48 I can't tell you how many people i've gotten speechless with that lol thanks creed!

  • Comment by P Chris August 31, 2019 at 3:44 am - Reply

    09:39 Now I know where all the confusion on who's allowed to use men/womens bathroom…thing came along. Creed was elected to the democratic House of Representatives and pushed this through. OK, what district elected Creed?? It must somewhere near OAC's

  • Comment by James Sullivan August 31, 2019 at 4:01 am - Reply

    The captioning is amazing😂😂

  • Comment by Alejandro Hernandez August 31, 2019 at 4:34 am - Reply

    She’s the office bitch, you’ll get used to her

  • Comment by Channel: Negative August 31, 2019 at 4:56 am - Reply

    This is literally every moment of Creed

  • Comment by horfo August 31, 2019 at 6:15 am - Reply

    s08e09 17_38

  • Comment by c rustee August 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm - Reply

    whoever did captions I lobe u

  • Comment by Rancid Rance August 31, 2019 at 7:50 pm - Reply

    Check out the captions at 6:10

  • Comment by sprouse moose August 31, 2019 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    0:49

  • Comment by sprouse moose August 31, 2019 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    i love the captions:
    wtf
    creeds face is gold right here

  • Comment by Subscribe To CallMeCarson August 31, 2019 at 10:25 pm - Reply

    Andrea is the office bitch

  • Comment by smelly toes August 31, 2019 at 10:27 pm - Reply

    lmao the captions

  • Comment by Prio Diamond August 31, 2019 at 11:39 pm - Reply

    people talking about somebody that passed away
    Creed just comes in they got decapitated

  • Comment by Ren_the_Rabbit September 1, 2019 at 12:14 am - Reply

    "so hey, i want to set you up with my daughter."

    "oh im engaged to Pam"

    "i thought you were gay"

    "then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? "

    "d o n t k n o w"

  • Comment by SkyBurger Productions September 1, 2019 at 1:18 am - Reply

    Subtitles are gold.

  • Comment by Tanned p0tato September 1, 2019 at 2:01 am - Reply

    Strike scream and run.Little did I know those words would change my whole entire life.

  • Comment by Isaac Meraz September 1, 2019 at 3:39 am - Reply

    Papa Smurf

  • Comment by Dom Smith September 1, 2019 at 4:03 am - Reply

    0:49 turn on captions

  • Comment by Yugtesh Sahu September 1, 2019 at 6:01 am - Reply

    … when creed payed the 3 dollars for kelly's party with a 3 dollar bill.

  • Comment by JHOT247 September 1, 2019 at 8:13 am - Reply

    1:33 lllllllooooooooooolllllllllllllll

  • Comment by Kevin Bollinger September 1, 2019 at 10:56 am - Reply

    10:54 retarded accent I’m dead

  • Comment by dweeb lee September 1, 2019 at 2:27 pm - Reply

    Slaps screams and runs

  • Comment by Ava June September 1, 2019 at 3:18 pm - Reply

    I still think one of his best moments was on Halloween when Michael was trying to fire someone and he refused to be fired

  • Comment by I_am_monocratic September 1, 2019 at 3:52 pm - Reply

    Captions make it so much better

  • Comment by Luis Montes September 1, 2019 at 5:26 pm - Reply

    Have captions (not the auto generated English, just "English") on and at 9:03 for some reason the captioner uses a meme to describe one of the kids getting a closer look at Creed's malformed foot.

  • Comment by BYND GAMING September 1, 2019 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    Creed is the killer.

  • Comment by Evnoiia September 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    Swing low sweet chariots 😂

  • Comment by Creepa Aw Man September 1, 2019 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    10:52 Captions: In a retarded accent

  • Comment by Emosadboy September 1, 2019 at 7:31 pm - Reply

    10:52 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS

  • Comment by Artuur Dupont September 1, 2019 at 7:37 pm - Reply

    Creed Thoughts!
    Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at you again, here from my perch as Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

    What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.

    I got into a car a

  • Comment by Rashma Raymond September 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm - Reply

    Was it only me who noticed that Meredith was secretly turned on to see creed dressed up as joker ?

  • Comment by shane tyler September 2, 2019 at 1:27 am - Reply

    creed is a really convincing Joker

  • Comment by Adam Nowlin September 2, 2019 at 3:33 am - Reply

    Everyone get comfortable this first song is half an hour long -CreEd BraTtON

  • Comment by Dakota Willhite September 2, 2019 at 4:26 am - Reply

    What are y’all doing in here this is the women’s room
    You’re in here
    I pay for that privilege 🤣

  • Comment by Slightcascade Gaming September 2, 2019 at 4:31 am - Reply

    10:52 put on closed captions what the hell is with and I quote “in a retarded accent”

  • Comment by quinovin September 2, 2019 at 4:48 am - Reply

    3:52 Halloween in 2008 be like

  • Comment by crazyguy830 September 2, 2019 at 9:12 am - Reply

    10:52 subtitles "*in retarded accent*"

  • Comment by Lendon Detorres September 2, 2019 at 10:40 am - Reply

    my god he totally nailed the joker costume part. he would have been a good replacement for heath ledger.

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