Attempted Teamwork [Super Mario Maker]On September 30, 2019 by Raul Dinwiddie
This is a great song, by the way. My mom used to sing, whatever the fuck this is, to me. Uh, she hated me a lot, so she would always sing this to me. Bot: Small donations over the past few weeks. Up to you if you want to play this banger. OH MY GOD! What the fuck was that?! Bot: Simple, will you stream Mario Star Road DS when it comes out? Yeah, I will. Uh- Uh- Uh- Move… sir! [Laughs] Simple: -preciate it.
Bot: I don’t understand how our body separates liquid from solid food. Like why don’t we pee hamburgers? Ha he he hi ha ha ho. Plis ex plane thax. Okay. I mean, you raise good points, and I do believe more people should be talking about this. I’m Metroid! Oh. Well, I was Metroid. Why? Why are they like this? It’s almost like they don’t want you to jump on them. I hate- Oh. Okay. [Laughs] I’m not upset anymore. [Laughs] What a fucking difference that makes! This song is a banger, by the way. Ooh! Oh, I can’t have both. Damn. Well, I want to look good at least. Maybe dad’ll call me pretty now. Nice! Goodbye, only thing I’ve ever cared about my whole life. No. “I’m fucking dead!” “I’M FUCKING DEAD!” My Bup is a little tilted? I don’t give a shit! Heh, heh, heh! I’ve read like 400 Bup related orientation comments in a row! [Laughs] I don’t give a SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT![Slo-mo] Song: Damn it feels good to be a gangster. A real gangster ass nigga plays his cards right. (Song:NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA) This is different.
(NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA) (NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA)… [it continues] WHAT the FUCK?!?! This level’s ETERNALLY long. Dude, get the fuck out of the way. No, you dick-ass, you FUCK! Nah, it’s fine. Are you kidding me?! MOOOOOVE the fuck out of the WAY! [Laughs] I can’t believe that teamwork attempt! Bot: Simpuroo, Sona machia no muda muda, Za Wurldo!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Bot: Simpuroo, Sona machia no muda muda, Za Wurldo! Same! “Weeb speak”. [Intro to “Roundabout”] Oh wutbabababababafafuck! I think I’ll still make it, even after that mistake. It might touch me one day. So, my idea is: vine? Yes. Do I need both of them? Great. Well, I didn’t wanna spawn the holy asshole, but I did. GUUUUU- HA. GOOD JOKE. GREAT ONE. Okay, god damn it! “Will I ever love Kaze again?” What does that mean? What is your question? What a level that was. (gruffly) WHAT A TRIUMPH IS THAAAAAAAAAT?!??!?! I can’t believe I did that to myself! Are you fucking kidding me?! I did that to myself! Alright, I’ve unlocked the ability to get past that. Costs three skill points. Points well spent, if you ask me. Bot: Why do you announce streams using [ditty.it]? [Music: Announcement video for this stream] Wow. Uh, I don’t know. It’s different every time? Some people like them. Would you rather I sat in front of the camera for 30 seconds, awkward as fuck, sayin… “What’s up guys? I’m gonna be streaming today over at Twitch!
[Generic elevator music in background] I mean, it’d be cool if you guys would come watch me cuz I’m really lonely over there…” AAHBIIHEYYY fuck you, idiot!